Scroot

verb: avoid work or a duty in the morning by spending the day in bed

"Cba doing that tomorrow morning, feeling like I might scroot"

by T1993F October 21, 2019

scrotograph

The act of posing for what one assumes is a photograph whilst one is actually being filmed by digital camera/camera phone. Usually involves pulling "wacky" faces and pointing at random non-existing objects.

Sherlock Holmes - "Let me tell you Watson, there is rarely a moment where one feels more ashamed than when one has fallen victim to a scrotograph."
Watson - "Say cheese, Sherlock. Wanker"

(Extract from Around the World in 80 Days."

by Beastyboy March 25, 2008

Scrooch

The line of rough skin running along the middle of your scrotom

"man I got my scrooch caught in my zipper"

by Sexy Bez Bezington May 20, 2009

Scroonch up the Sides, Slop it On

The act of baking a pig on the barbeque. Also a term used by the crocodile hunter.

That pig, i'm gonna SCROONCH UP THE SIDES AND SLAP IT ON

by duh March 4, 2003

scroom

Some one that looms and scrapes dirtily at the same time.
Another word for a scroom is a vincent (no offense to people with that name)

- 'Vincent, stop scrooming!'
- 'You dirty scroom.'
- 'He's such a loner, he's scrooming himself!'

by RadicalRat April 11, 2009

scrool

Honey-thick female ejaculate usually plastered across one's face after performing rapturous cunnilingus on a thick ass amazonian princess of caucasian ancestry.

I love scrool.

I scrooled her so good, I had to power wash my eyes.

Amazon: Get your hot ass here. I am up for a good scrooling! Now!
Slave: Lick, suck, Glub, Scrool

by hdchz October 20, 2006

Scrodo

Scrotum combined with Frodo. Used in context as a nickname for someone who likes bridges, swimming, and sounds like Frodo. First the Scrodo appears as Frodo but then shows characteristics of a Scrotum on a large Mexican WWE wrestler.

Scrodo, come here!

by Amanda Kiss'nhug February 25, 2011