The scrooched moose

The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.

A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".

by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020

iggy and scorch

A nerdy , inventive goblin riding atop a lava spitting dinosaur

Iggy and scorch work well together.

by Jewishpizza August 9, 2017

scorched

basically high as fuck to the point that you shit yourself and dont care

FUCK!! im scorched this is good shit

by jdewitt97 May 19, 2010

Scronch

A cheesy substance found in the folds of an uncircumcised penis.

I had to break up with Dan, his junk was covered in scronch.

by Scronch hating Megan July 31, 2006

Scooch

Discharge coming from the female's vagina. Usually due to a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Man: You having sex with your girl lately?
Me: No she's come down with a severe case of Scooch.

by Lucifer's Legos December 9, 2017

scrotchberry

The fruit which is obtained through scratching ones dick.

Johnny ate a scrotchberry.

by Aaron July 21, 2003

scorcho

female cum; vaginal secretion

I was fuckin some bitch and some scorcho seeped out of her taco and onto my burrito.

by Bryan Cruz January 24, 2004