saelon

A really bad person. Probably smells of Van Gogh.

Saelon, or a type of sardine, should probably fall off a bridge before I put it anywhere near my fridge.

by lilolmayn May 18, 2014

Schlocked

Safely locked with doors shut.

We walked into the corner and we were all secured, all lights off, all doors schlocked.

by Minimichael123 March 7, 2016

Schloegeled

When a guy leads a girl on for a really long time and then just forgets about her.

He really schloegeled you! Sorry you got schloegeled!

by Definition master 92 March 7, 2016

Schloemer

A guy who's actually nice, but you just want to tell him to go fuck himself every time you see him.

Hey look it's Schloemer, fuck you Schloemer.

by elcaptain6969 September 9, 2016

scaloongas

Big man titties

Mr. Harrison has scaloongas. He is super fat.

by Mr. Steal Your Girl123456789 April 24, 2017

sceltering

like, really heckin' hot

"Dude, it's 102 degrees! It's sceltering out here!"

by It's_Falcon June 10, 2017

schlobbernogged

When you’re too wasted to speak actual words

“Dude im schlobbernogged”
“My mom is calling dude I can’t answer I’m too schlobbernogged”

by Jujubop January 5, 2018