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sasquatch legs

When a guy hasn’t shaved his legs in so long, that they have become very furry.
Girl: Oh my, have you seen Michael’s sasquatch legs?
by BluntWhiskers August 9, 2018
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Sasquatcher

When a man grows a full beard in a 24 hour time period.
My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!

Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.
by Everythingzen February 27, 2015
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Sasquatch Patch

Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.
by hottestbitchtowalktheearth9 March 10, 2012
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Sasquatch

Also known as Bigfoot it is very hairy and weighs around 420 tons. No one has ever caught a Sasquatch but there has been some reports of seen Sasquatch's. Also hairy and ugly people are usually called Sasquatch's.
I found the Sasquatch!
Geez that person is such a Sasquatch.
by Bsnabsbsn February 20, 2017
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Sasquatch

A person is BIGGER and BULKIER than yourself. You know that if you got into a fight with them, one swing of a fist would crack your skull open like an egg. You also know that if they sat on you (intentionally or accidentally, i don't judge) would flatten every single bone in your body. They also highly lower your self esteem because they are clearly bigger and bulkier than you. These specimens are the kinds of people we all aspire to be, but who we know we can't.
*you and a friend are standing in the lunch line*
*a big man named William Davis cuts you*
Your Friend:Can you believe this, a freakin Sasquatch jst cut u-
*you silence him before the beast hears, saving both of your lives*
by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018
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Sasquatching

The act of mutually masturbating with Sasquatch while you both are hanging from nooses.
Author Robert Kirkman plans on moving up north and Sasquatching with Bigfoot.
by Jesusofpaign December 10, 2011
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Sasquatch creampie

When your girlfriend doesn’t shave her asshole so you creampie her then make her fart which resembles a Sasquatch yelling
My girlfriend didn’t shave last week so I gave her a Sasquatch creampie
by Caulknballs November 25, 2024
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