Stroking The Hog

It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".

Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.

by Guhly December 21, 2023

Stroking your shit

Slang for male masturbation.

Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now

by buttfart33 November 17, 2023

Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023

Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”

by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024

Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

The trucker was stroking it blind since it was dark

by Heather Kerns May 1, 2024

Sarkisyan

A person with unbearably kind personality

O Sarkisyan, Sarkisyan

by Lightolllogy May 6, 2024

Sarkis

bro broke up with his ex(starts with a D) and then proceeded to stalk her profile every day and then goes on to watching sohnis pictures every single day,

Sarkis love sohni and de- so much

by nahthisisnotcool123 May 27, 2024