Sam

To Sam is to throw up after going on particularly spinney rides at a music festival

"wow i think you might be about to Sam everywhere"
"No i'll be fine i'm just gonna lie down"
*sams everywhere*
"told you so"

by swjmc August 20, 2011

Sam

1.the craziest most funniest nigga to come out the west end of new bedford. Cant touch that style like that mexican can he a predator to the end people that know him from school dont know him at all he keeps his hood status on check plus he know all about that exculsive shyt
2. someone who is just as funny as Sam

wow you aint just crazy you SAM crazy
gotta b able to be as noble as a saint but crazy like sam

by that nigga you kno from da block December 9, 2008

sam

A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.

You are such a bitch. Pull yourself together and stop being a Sam.

by Shawntee November 25, 2006

sam

sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla

i got slaped by sam

wat did you do?

talk shit.

or

hunny what happened

a pimp hit me fo not givin him head

by sexyyylovee11 May 2, 2009

Sam

sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.

Sam: hey girl can we hang out
girl: fuck u ur hair looks like someone ejaculated all over my face

by the best guy with a huge pp November 15, 2019

Sam

Loves America. Wears a lot of camo. Likely a son of a family who fought all the battles. Large and strapping. Heavily armed and loves to hunt and fish. Would easily fit in with Duck Dynasty types. A loyal friend who is popular with the ladies due to his incredible strength. May seem like a one-dimensional character, but is funny as hell and smokes a littlelot. He freaks people out when they find out he speaks Spanish and understood everything they just said about him.

Man 1: Dude, I'm bored.
Man 2: Yeah, go call that Grizzly Adams Sam. Kick it in the sticks a while, smoke a little, laugh our asses off, and hit up some ladies.

by BananaNpajamas July 30, 2020

Sam

This person can drive you up the wall, she is obnoxious and clingy. she can be intense and assume you want to hang out all the time. She is short with blonde hair and blue eyes. She stirs up drama then doesn't want to be in it. she loves to take charge but always fails. she tries at sports and ends up injured because she just isn't good at it.

Team Player: Where's sam?? She isn't in her spot.

Other Team Player: Shes laying down in the middle of the feild.

by anonomous3456790 February 25, 2021