A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.
by Shawntee November 25, 2006
Get the sammug. sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla
i got slaped by sam
wat did you do?
talk shit.
or
hunny what happened
a pimp hit me fo not givin him head
wat did you do?
talk shit.
or
hunny what happened
a pimp hit me fo not givin him head
by sexyyylovee11 May 2, 2009
Get the sammug. 
by chippiebot March 18, 2019
Get the sammug. The sexiest of creatures ever. He has a massive cock and anyone he looks at instantly wants his dick. He weighs 600kg and has the strongest chin. Be is a beautiful creature with constant raging boner. He is the deity of a religion called Sam's Witnesses.
Sam so so sexy
by SamLovers February 15, 2023
Get the Sammug. by sinker of buckets April 7, 2019
Get the sammug. Sam is that dude who creeps you out at first and you think that he’s going to just be a self involve jerk. But he’s not. He’s an amazing person and yeah he makes a lot of dirty jokes but he is great at giving advice and is in your corner if you need it. He has amazing corny pickup lines and he is a great friend. If you ever get a chance to be friends with a Sam you should take that offer bc he is a great person and friend. Also even though people call him a player he isn’t bc they weren’t real relationships!
by DarkAndTwisty April 4, 2019
Get the Sammug.