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swabbing

the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.
My mistress and I partake in some intense swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.
by The pissbuttbaby lover January 1, 2025
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Swabull

A lazy way of shuffling cards by throwing all cards in a card deck face down on to a table, mixing them on the table with your hands, then putting them all together by gathering them on the table and bunching them together.
Why are swabulling the deck when you should be riffle shuffling?
by BSP1650 December 24, 2025
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Swabull

A lazy way of shuffling cards by throwing all cards in a card deck face down on to a table, mixing them on the table with your hands, then putting them all together by gathering them on the table and bunching them together.
Why are swabulling the deck when you should be riffle shuffling?
by BSP1650 December 24, 2025
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Swabull

Throwing all cards of a 52 card deck on to a table. Mixing them on the table with your hands. Then putting them all together by grabbing them on the table and bunching them together.
Why are you swabulling when you should be doing a riffle shuffle
by BSP1650 December 24, 2025
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Punking Swabs

A term referring to casual sexual intercourse or beating someone up.

Most unique for its definitive ambivalence, it is commonly accepted as the embodiment of the two prevalent, albeit contrasting, desires of a man by the end of a night of drinking.
Punking swabs can have several tenses.

'So I took that girl back to my place and we punked swabs'

'That mothafucka trippin, fool betta stop clownin 'fo he gets his swabs punked'

'If I haven't punked swabs one way or another by the end of the night, I'm gonna lose it'
by Tone Booya November 9, 2008
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Brown swabbing

The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.

This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.
Brown Swabbing

"Check this out! I brown swabbed my missus last night"
by BrownKandy August 22, 2011
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Cock SwabEd

To swab the inside of a vagina with your pecker (a pecker)
Yo man I just cock swabed your girl.
by Low ballet November 1, 2016
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