a game that people play to try and go out on a date with someone from every state in the United States. Only one date is needed and it has to be their home state. foreign people are wild cards and can be placed in any state.
Girl 1: did you go out with Jon? he's from Nevada.
Girl 2: Yeah I did! now i just need Oregon!
Girl 1: awesome! We are so good at date the states!
Girl 2: Yeah I did! now i just need Oregon!
Girl 1: awesome! We are so good at date the states!
by lfhgaj April 6, 2009
Get the date the states mug.When your confused but walk to the bus together (hugging) and other such actions, but dont want to be considered talking. Also, the word friend is used to hide what the 2 people really mean.
John: Hey Margarett, lets make it seem like we are just "friends" as the J&M Stage
Margarett: Ok cool!
Margarett: Ok cool!
by mrchillout01 June 16, 2017
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A very large race track in Elmont, NY bordering Floral Park. A great place to drink when all else fails. Belmont Stakes allows kids to drink there of all ages with anything being said to them. The first weekend in June is the best time to be in the parking lot getting shitfaced.
First Saturday of June, 90% of your friends with be getting drunk outta their minds in the parking lot of Belmont and no one will question their age.
Guy 1: It's the first Saturday in June, what do you wana do?
Guy 2: Are you crazy it's the Belmont Stakes?!
Guy 1: Good point lets grab a few dirty 30's of natty and get wasted.
Guy 1: It's the first Saturday in June, what do you wana do?
Guy 2: Are you crazy it's the Belmont Stakes?!
Guy 1: Good point lets grab a few dirty 30's of natty and get wasted.
by Sucka Nut June 9, 2009
Get the Belmont Stakes mug.A shit that comes in three stages and is super-annoying because of the fact that you have to take a shit three times.
Tends to happen after not shitting for a while, eating a big meal, when you are sick, or when you've eaten some crappy food.
Stage 1: Normal shit: Comes out looking normal, but all at once.
Stage 2: Half-solid shit: Comes out all at once and is only half-solid.
Stage 3: All liquid: The shit just pours out of your ass in a shit-smoothie. Ass-washing is required.
Tends to happen after not shitting for a while, eating a big meal, when you are sick, or when you've eaten some crappy food.
Stage 1: Normal shit: Comes out looking normal, but all at once.
Stage 2: Half-solid shit: Comes out all at once and is only half-solid.
Stage 3: All liquid: The shit just pours out of your ass in a shit-smoothie. Ass-washing is required.
by Burnt Bread October 19, 2009
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by tardXcore September 28, 2005
Get the stage dive mug.also known as Kings Point. Its a place where one wears a silly costume (uniform), does plenty of excercise(looking at porn) and of course is well hydrated, with more alcohol than you can imagine. But what do you expect from a school full of sailors. Unlike the sissies at the Naval Academy, we know how to drink and chase women of the night. We are given a whole year to do it on commericial ships. Located in Great Neck NY we proudly display our Nazi Flagpole, in a Jewish Community. Need I say anything else about an establishment that when you graduate you are given choices to actually make a ton of money, and not have to go active duty. Because why fight in the war, when you can profit off of it.
by salty seaman April 24, 2006
Get the The United States Merchant marine Academy mug.originating from the Conistoga Stogies; cigars smoked by travelers in covered wagons, later shortened to "stoge" refering to a cigarette.
by irate nun September 18, 2003
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