speed bomber 

That one thing that works really well, but no one remembers what it is. Normally used in relation to video games. Great for taunting your friend who is getting owned in a video game.

"Dude, what are you doing? Just speed bomber that n00b."

"...So finally I beat him with speed bomber." (Explaining how you beat someone or something long ago and can't remember how you did it anymore)

speed bomber by Jesse Winkler January 26, 2006

Speed fucker 

A person who suffers from premature ejaculation, or somebody who just cums in thirty seconds or less.

Jenna - "Omg, don't go out with Kevin; He's a goddamn speed fucker."

Speed fucker by -= RUCKER =- April 26, 2004

speed bottling 

A game in which between 4 and 10 people get hammered and sit in a spa or pool, or any large enough body of water with an empty plastic bottle. The plastic bottle is rapidly pulled under the water in the center of the spa, then released, launching it into the air. The aim of the sport is to get the greatest number of catches in 60 seconds. The current world record is 51 catches.

You may not catch the bottle if it was you who released it, nor if it is partly in the water.

This is an example of speed bottling, before the bottle is realesed
___________________-water level
/\/\
| | -bottle
| |
\/

speed bottling by Liam culvator January 13, 2007

Speed Ricer 

The driver of a modified car (usually an import) who thinks his "badass" car is as tricked out as Speed Racer's 'Mach 5' in the 1960's cartoon series.

See ricer.

"Go Speed Ricer, go Speed Ricer, go Speed Ricer, go!!"

Speed Ricer by Strife_07 September 11, 2007

Speed Nob 

A game in which you have to draw as many penises as possible on your friends book without them noticing

Person 1: he's not looking! quickly, play Speed Nob

Person 2: ah fuck you!!

Speed Nob by Roo Barb March 18, 2009

speed bike

A fixed gear bicycle, equipped with sawed off handlebars and spray painted rims. It's like a bike, but speedier.

Hey man, you guys sell speed bikes?

speed bike by emjaka February 24, 2010

Speed (Drugs/Drogas) 

Any form, and I mean ANY form of Dopaminergic stimulant. This includes Phenidates, Cathinones, Tropanes, Amphetamines, and other types of Dopaminergic stimulants such as Modafinil. The first definition was VASTLY incorrect, because it missed much of the definition.

"Damn! This Focalin is some speedy shit! Got me geeked up! No wonder you called it Focaine, and charged me 30 bucks a pop!"

"No wonder everyone gets their speed from you, Joji. This shit is the truth!"

"Mierda, Jorgè! Estos son algunos reales drogas/drugs! Tu velocidad es genial!"

"Jesus Christus, your speed is wonderful!"

"Schisse! Deine Geschwindigkeit ist großartig!"

Speed (Drugs/Drogas)

Speed (Drugs/Drogas) by Dementia Enthusiast July 18, 2019