Pop a socket

being so dumbfounded/ surprised that your eyeball separates from its socket.

Jamie looked like he was about to pop a socket.

by kkilika May 3, 2023

Broken socket wrench

When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.

You're a broken socket wrench

by Mountain Life December 5, 2022

Socket Bar

A universal term for something that can severely fuck you up or kill you.

Don’t fuck with me, i’ve got the socket bar.

by bredward May 19, 2019

dry socket

The sexual unfulfillment and loneliness felt after ending a situationship or casual relationship that involved great sex.

- I decided to be better and so I stoped our casual relationship; such a dry socket though.
- Don't dry socket yourself; why don't you just don't get attached.

by not_a_fuckin_liar January 31, 2025

Syrup socket

Canadian glory hole

Dave's jaws were tired after an 8 hour shift in the syrup socket

by Salad bar's Wolves September 7, 2018

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024

Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010