wank socket

A wank socket is a females genitalia

Oh I'd love to have a go of that wank socket

by TRIGGBLOKE June 4, 2021

socket ship

A fast and/or high-tech electric vehicle.

Damn dude have you seen the new Rimac? Thst thing's a socket ship!

by WrdsRHrd December 11, 2024

Salty Socket

Pissing in an electrical outlet

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?

by Boredom Central December 16, 2024

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024

Cum Socket

Turn on a charger socket, then grab a fork and put the handle into your urethra then stick the prongs of the fork into the activated socket and then cum.

"Hey nate do you wanna do the cum socket at my house?"

by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025

Twat socket

A PopSocket for twats.

A clandestine remote controlled vibrator

That Twat Socket on her phone resembles her personality, a twat.

If that lady wasn’t using her twat socket,

by TheMasterJack October 10, 2025

Socket clogging

The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.

My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging

by Salad pants October 11, 2025