A baseline sobriety when an individual is only drinking alcohol and smoking weed. Nothing more, nothing less.
Bro I’ve been Garrett sober for three months. No more hard shit for me. I’ll still party and stuff though.
by Beanz.or.beano September 2, 2022
Get the Garrett Sobermug. The Utah Highway Patrol arrested him for having a few pre-rolls. He should've known that Utah is a sober state!
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023
Get the Sober Statemug. The day after. In some way, shape, or form you were inebriated the night before and you left something out of place or what not in your room that could lead to you getting busted. A sober search in the frantic look around your room in the morning to make sure you didn't do something stupid, like leave a bong next to your bed.
Guy 1: Dude, this morning I realized I left my bong, grinder, and a bag of hash next to my bed when I passed out.
Guy 2: Lucky you did a sober search before you got caught.
Guy 2: Lucky you did a sober search before you got caught.
by The Confuser July 4, 2009
Get the Sober Searchmug. “They won’t take a shot with me because they’re Oklahoma Sober; drink beer and smoke weed only.”
“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”
“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”
by Astrovan Jesus September 9, 2020
Get the oklahoma sobermug. by life_coach69 May 18, 2016
Get the SoCal Sobermug. When you abstain from all drugs but alcohol mainly beer because you need it. The opposite of California sober.
by Fire ICe Fire ICe Fire ICe March 31, 2022
Get the Massachusetts Sobermug. The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?
Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.
Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.
Earl: YEAH!
Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.
Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.
Earl: YEAH!
Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009
Get the Sober Atonementmug.