A popular phrase that is used to describe someone who dedicates a long period of time to a video game and somehow is still horrible at it. This persons favorite food is usually eggs. Also this type of person is usually built for a sport like football but decides to use his/her ability for Rugby or ju jitsu instead.
by Clinton Smole August 28, 2018
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Hey did you hear Jessie treated himself to a Smollett for the season premier of Empire? He said it was great, but ruined a good pair of jeans with the bleach.
by Bradtasm March 26, 2019
Get the Smollett mug.To get away with a crime by having attorneys sell their souls for you, by acting disturbingly arrogant while professing innocence, even in the face of overwhelming evidence, and by using your fame as a weapon.
O.J. smolletted, fooled a group of ignorant jurors even though he killed two people, and hid out on a golf course for many years. Jussie smolletted but still thought he'd have a career and be able to show his face in public.
by NormanConquest March 26, 2019
Get the Smollett mug.VERB - To smollet is to plan and commit a fake hate crime. NOUN - a fake hate crime or an act suspiciously similar to a fake hate crime.
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Feeling confused , bewildered, or deeply puzzled, esp in a situation where one is bounced back and forth between lies and truth. To experience feeling smolleted, the causing event must be of a nature that it is a threat to an individual’s sense of reality and self, a deeply felt existential threat.
There are few instances in which one can say “i am smolleted,” in the true spirit of the word. A situation that smollets must be one that bewilders individuals more intensely the more they analyze it. Smolletting is similar to an onion in both the layers it requires and the tears it evokes. Smolletting does not result in any discernible emotion, at least not one we have named in the english language, but rather from internal discord and distress of the spirit, mind, and heart.
Feeling confused , bewildered, or deeply puzzled, esp in a situation where one is bounced back and forth between lies and truth. To experience feeling smolleted, the causing event must be of a nature that it is a threat to an individual’s sense of reality and self, a deeply felt existential threat.
There are few instances in which one can say “i am smolleted,” in the true spirit of the word. A situation that smollets must be one that bewilders individuals more intensely the more they analyze it. Smolletting is similar to an onion in both the layers it requires and the tears it evokes. Smolletting does not result in any discernible emotion, at least not one we have named in the english language, but rather from internal discord and distress of the spirit, mind, and heart.
A 12 year old kansas man was recently apprehended trying to enter the country with 10 kilos of cocaine, 5 large eggs, and an entire beehive. Authorities are unsure how he managed to get through airport security but have assured us there will be a thorough investigation and internal review. Police Chief Jussie told reporters, “ We will not tolerate this psychological mischief. The public deserves closure and peace of mind, so do our brave men and women in blue. The motive here was clearly to smollet, and we have filed charges against the perp for premeditated smolletting, smolletting with the intent to cause widespread distress, and smolletting with a deadly weapon. Justice will be served, and peace restored.”
Jeff, “ Cheryl come check this out. A 12 year old Kansas man got passed security with an entire beehive and FIVE large eggs. Where do you even buy eggs in increments of five?”
Cheryl, “ i think in the Seychelles. What i want to know is how he trained those bees to keep quiet.”
Everyone else, “ since when are 12 year olds men, where are his parents, is the cocaine a nonissue for all y’all, why would the Seychelles sell eggs in increments of five, are there even beehives in that climate, and what was he planning on doing with those items.
Jeff, “ Cheryl come check this out. A 12 year old Kansas man got passed security with an entire beehive and FIVE large eggs. Where do you even buy eggs in increments of five?”
Cheryl, “ i think in the Seychelles. What i want to know is how he trained those bees to keep quiet.”
Everyone else, “ since when are 12 year olds men, where are his parents, is the cocaine a nonissue for all y’all, why would the Seychelles sell eggs in increments of five, are there even beehives in that climate, and what was he planning on doing with those items.
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