Cream Sleeves

Similar to the common practice of impregnating cows by inserting semen by hand, cream sleeves are the traditional method of shoving a fistful of cocaine into a partner's vaginal canal. Sure to be a pleasant experience for both involved in this loving act, the sleeve-ful member of the relationship allows the inserter to then suck or snort out the now (well-churned) concoction.
Rhonda sure got me going with that dirty cream sleeve concoction.

Cream sleeves are to be performed with caution.
by Grundel Monster January 16, 2012
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Pecker sleeve

Yo John go to the gas station and pick me up some pecker sleeves
by Mr gat May 13, 2020
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thumb sleeve

The act of taking ones thumb, rubbing it between the ball sack or vagina and asshole. Then rubbing said thumb onto upper lip, leaving a residue to be smelt for an extended period of time.
Dennis: Dude! Why did you just put your hand in your pants and rub your lip?
Mac: I gave myself a thumb sleeve, I needed to know what I’m dealing with down there
by The Golden God666 January 13, 2019
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Pork Sleeves

What they do with a pig's foreskin after they slaughter it. Fashionable accessories are made by drying out the skin and beading, or bejewelling it. These multi-functional pieces can be boiled and eaten if you are lost in the wilderness.
Hey Thurman, these pork sleeves would sure taste good on a salad sword!!!
by saladsorceress February 25, 2011
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Sleep Sleeves

When you wake up from a deep slumber and have marks on your arms from laying on them, resembling a tattoo "sleeve"
by DatBoiRice February 13, 2017
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coffee sleeve

It means a cap and a cover for hot or cold drinks. Therefore, people can hold those drinks without being hurt.
Is there a coffee sleeve here? The coffee is really hot to hold
by Ryanking December 03, 2017
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Sleeve & Leave

When you spill something and try to wipe it with your sleeve before giving up and leaving before you get caught
Graham: bro I was at starbys yesterday and totally biffed drinking my machiatto so I had to pull the ol’ sleeve & leave
Johnny Snakeguns: shut up city boy
by Johnny Thumb-Balls January 21, 2020
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