shoot the crow

Rhyming slang for 'go'

"Here, it's gettin' late so I'd better shoot the crow"
""I'm wrecked, better shoot the crow!"

by Joe Monk March 18, 2005

shooting the shit

The art of talking for a lengthy period of time, yet accomplishing nothing.

We spent all of Saturday afternoon shooting the shit about inchworms.

by Joe Strailey October 30, 2003

shooting the sheriff

v., when someone who's already up shit creek alienates or insults somebody who honestly could have helped them get back to shore. Essentially, burning bridges with regards to people.

Guy 1: "Hey man, how did your meeting with the RA go today? Did you get out of the alcohol warning?"
Guy 2: "No man, I told her she looked sexy in her dress, and she wrote me up for sexual harassment too."
Guy 1: "Wow man, you really like shooting the sheriff, huh?"

by Col. Hans Landa November 8, 2011

shoot the three

To want to have sexual interactions with an individual or to let your home boys and yourself run a train on a female.

Bro lets shoot the three on shorty.

by Bluesclues July 30, 2015

shoot up

Other than the intravenous drug use meaning, it also means to increase very suddenly and rapidly.

So boss, as this graph clearly demonstrates...if we allow our workers to shoot up on the job, our employee satisfaction level will shoot up 34%!

by Nick D February 2, 2006

shoot em

rollin dice

ay cuz u tryin shoot em real quick

by TheBoss. December 17, 2008

Doodie Shoot

Noun:

1. A moist turdlet of exceptional length and slender build often coated in bacon grease.

2. A ripe prolapsed anus that is pulsating with anticipation of rapid forced entry.

You lickin' doodie shoots, for lots of loot till you gotta puke "Necro"

Keep your hands out of my Doodie shoot

by chickenmcfweeb July 12, 2011