a scenelord is a person who follows all the 'really cool scene kid trends'
i.e. they usually look like the complete stereotype for a scene kid
the word was originally used as a piss take word for scene kings and queens
its seen to be quite offensive to be called a scenelord
and it is sometimes shortened to lord
i.e. they usually look like the complete stereotype for a scene kid
the word was originally used as a piss take word for scene kings and queens
its seen to be quite offensive to be called a scenelord
and it is sometimes shortened to lord
'you look like a complete scenelord today'
'look at that prick over there with the stripes, what a fucking lord'
'i wish i was as much of a lord as you, nawwtttt'
'look at that prick over there with the stripes, what a fucking lord'
'i wish i was as much of a lord as you, nawwtttt'
by baitenator March 4, 2010
Get the scenelord mug.A home, venue or work space that is located where all the cool kids hang-out granting access to climbing up the cool ladder right outside your doorstep.
"I'm checking out this spot around Milwaukee and Damen. The rent is crazy high and it's a shithole but it's got a huge window where I can hang art for all the hipsters to see when the clubs let out."
"Yea, that spot is scenetrally located, you've got a chance to get some status."
"Yea, that spot is scenetrally located, you've got a chance to get some status."
by djlimbs March 24, 2010
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A penis with pubes straightened and combed over only 1 nut. A scenis. Usually belongs to a member of the "scene" crowd.
Person 1: Did you see that sceenie weenie? I bet you he has a scenis!
Person 2: You'd be wrong. I've seen it. He does not in fact have a scenis, but he does have herpes...
Person 1: Eww..
Person 2: You'd be wrong. I've seen it. He does not in fact have a scenis, but he does have herpes...
Person 1: Eww..
by 10lbNuts June 8, 2010
Get the Scenis mug.Scene tax is any extra cost tacked onto the price of a product as a direct result of the product's reputation or "Scene", rather than redeeming qualities or actual worth. Most commonly seen in hipster fashion, guitar and bass amplifiers and many other instances, some styles are "revived" and sold at a high price when the exact same product would be worth much less and is potentially much cheaper elsewhere.
1. Guy 1: Yeah, I got this shirt at General Pants for $75!
Guy 2: Wow... you know I found that exact shirt around the corner for $5? I guess that's the price you pay at a place that thrives on scene tax.
2. Guy 1: I'm looking to get a Sunn Model T bass amp. They're fairly pricey. What do?
Guy 2: Don't think there is anything particularly special about the Model T, but I've not used one. Unltralinear output stage, probably a fairly standard tone stack at a guess. The price is scene tax.
Guy 2: Wow... you know I found that exact shirt around the corner for $5? I guess that's the price you pay at a place that thrives on scene tax.
2. Guy 1: I'm looking to get a Sunn Model T bass amp. They're fairly pricey. What do?
Guy 2: Don't think there is anything particularly special about the Model T, but I've not used one. Unltralinear output stage, probably a fairly standard tone stack at a guess. The price is scene tax.
by borntohula May 9, 2012
Get the Scene Tax mug.Urban chameleons. These are the kids you'll see at a rave one night and a punk show the next. They blend in with every crowd, although are not completely accepted by all. Known for being really intelligent and beautiful, although not necessarily in the mainstream sense. NOT HIPSTERS. There's like fifteen or sixteen per town.
A: I saw that kid at the {generic punk band name} show last night! What's he doing going to a jazz club?
C: He's a scene surfer.
C: He's a scene surfer.
by istudyripcity June 23, 2012
Get the Scene surfer mug.Scenario 3 is a Blow Job performed as last resort after your imagined or projected sequence of events, especially any of several detailed plans or possibilities have failed.
After going through Scenarios 1 and 2 and failing to close the sale, CJ resorted to Scenario 3 in order to seal the deal.
by Bango1 February 9, 2017
Get the scenario 3 mug.A scenario fucker is a person who chooses his/her sexual partners by whether the situation ads some spice to the sex.
1. Scenario: The boy is from African descent and the girls parents (or even the girl) is racist towards his kind, so the guy will gladly put off his time to bang this girl in her parents bedroom, because the scenario just ads way more excitement to the sex then having sex with some other random girl which he doesn't know much about.
They usually have their favorite scenarios but are constantly after new challenges with new plots. The situation will always be the undertone to the orgasm.
2. Scenario: A guy gets women through tinder to come over for a meal, without them knowing he puts laxatives in their food so that they will shit in his bathroom, while they shit he will walk in naked and do a Louis C.K. (jerking off in front of someone)
1. Scenario: The boy is from African descent and the girls parents (or even the girl) is racist towards his kind, so the guy will gladly put off his time to bang this girl in her parents bedroom, because the scenario just ads way more excitement to the sex then having sex with some other random girl which he doesn't know much about.
They usually have their favorite scenarios but are constantly after new challenges with new plots. The situation will always be the undertone to the orgasm.
2. Scenario: A guy gets women through tinder to come over for a meal, without them knowing he puts laxatives in their food so that they will shit in his bathroom, while they shit he will walk in naked and do a Louis C.K. (jerking off in front of someone)
Joe: Did you hear what Mike did yesterday?
Steven: What did he do now?
Joe: He banged another one of his ex's girlfriends in the McDonald's bathroom
Steven: Why in the McDonald's bathroom?
Joe: He said that's where he met his ex for the first time, I guess he gets off by the thought of banging her friends there.
Steven: God, he's such a scenario fucker. At least he stopped having elevator sex by ringing the alarm and trying to finish off before the elevator technician can get the doors open again...
Joe: Oh no, he still does that.
Steven: What did he do now?
Joe: He banged another one of his ex's girlfriends in the McDonald's bathroom
Steven: Why in the McDonald's bathroom?
Joe: He said that's where he met his ex for the first time, I guess he gets off by the thought of banging her friends there.
Steven: God, he's such a scenario fucker. At least he stopped having elevator sex by ringing the alarm and trying to finish off before the elevator technician can get the doors open again...
Joe: Oh no, he still does that.
by Lars-Veklestad November 1, 2018
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