A fucktard who likes to play Roblox and is a nerdy blonde kid who tries his best to get a girlfriend but always gets "friendzoned". He always acts as if he was okay with it but never is. Most of the time he will like a girl Sydney and have a MASSIVE crush on her but will never admit it because he is scared he might get friendzoned. He also has a fetish for armpits and assholes which is really fucking disgusting and worse than foot fetishers.

Person 1:is that Samuel?

Person 2:Ya, but don't try to get close to him because he has mouth diarrhea and cant stop talking about roblox

Person 1: Man this dude is retarded

Samuel by Kitsqndkatslover December 1, 2019

Samuel

He may have autism, but we can’t be sure. He really like wrestling and he is pretty good at it. He is also a complete jabroni. That is not a good thing.

Samuel sucks at basketball.

Samuel by The Kraken 225 November 30, 2017

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