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Russian Squeaker

Shoving the cardboard roll from toilet paper with a mouse or other small animal in it, up your anus allowing the animal to crawl around in your anus.
Dude! I gave my self a Russian Squeaker yesterday, and it felt great!
by Centerwarz July 13, 2011
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russian water

STRAIGHT VODKA what they drink instead of water.
I went to Russia, asked for a glass of water, and got fucked up off that russian water.
by I'm drunk right now August 26, 2005
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Russian Handlebar

A vicious, overly aggressive hand job perfected by the Russians during the Cold War.

Instead of giving pleasure, the equivalent of a Russian Handlebar is like sticking your penis in to a bandsaw.
by Pat Johnson from BTown April 30, 2011
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Russian Sex Roulette

A game that is played by many Japanese high schoolers. A group of teens, with an equal number of boys and girls, gather at a private place. The boys and girls all pair up and have unprotected sex. After all the boys ejaculate, the couples switch partners. This continues until every boy has had sex with every girl (and visa versa). Now because the girls are at different stages in their cycles, some will not get pregnant (they escaped the bullet as in Russian roulette) and some will get pregnant (they got the bullet as in Russian roulette). But unlike the real Russian roulette, for the girls who got the bullet in this game there is a way out. Because, prior to playing, each player is required to put 5000 yen into a pool called "ejaculation insurance". The collected money is then used to pay for the abortions of any pregnancies that result.
Do the Japanese teens who play Russian sex roulette all get tested to make sure they don't have AIDs, or could that be another aspect of the game?
by chocolate box October 13, 2006
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russian sex

Long form for russian.

Sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and slides it up and down until ejaculation. The woman helps by pushing her breasts together to form a channel.
The best way to have russian sex is with a girl that has huge, natural boobs.
by Michael Porter March 22, 2007
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russian troll

A person who argues passionately for extreme views, usually without credible sources and often with legitimately fake news. They have no intention to seek truth or represent reality. Their intention is often to pit people against each other, induce fear, and disrupt order, but can also be rooted in the need to be correct despite credible and concrete evidence otherwise. The term is widely acceptable for actual Russian trolls on social media platforms but can also apply to people who don't know or care about how to find credible information sources and /or how to have a civil discussion about opposing views. In an argument they often push a great deal of misinformation, cannot provide sources, are often sensational, and make no effort to listen or understand other's points of views.
I really like hanging out with Karen but when she gets to talking about some subjects she is like a Russian troll; aggressively pushing her point of view with wrong information and no attempt to understand or even listen to others.
by CLS 8888 July 20, 2018
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Russian stress

Frustration that feel Russian guys when they come back to Russia after their tour via foreign countries.
- Oh, dude!! I feel Russian stress after my Eurotrip.
- Just wait for a week..You'll get used to!
by Antijogger October 27, 2011
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