rum toss

Symbolism. Create your own definition - be creative!

"Did you rum toss her bumy hole?"

by jjcewell August 29, 2023

Indian Rum Bum

The act of using pickle juice and rum for an enema. This is often done after a particularly violent anal cleaning.

I gave my ass hole a good cleaning in preparation for this Indian Rum Bum I'm about to get.

by bigbuttfucker October 24, 2018

Rum cycle

A cycle in the clothes washing process where Rum is added to the washing machine.

E: What’s going on man?
A: Oh just doing some laundry.
E: Ope! **pours in rum** It must be time for the rum cycle!

by ajt90 August 5, 2018

Girls Just Wanna Have Rum

"Girls Just Wanna Have Rum" is when Cyndi Lauper, is drunk on beer! This is my joke, on her "Girls Just Wanna Have FuNn!"

Cyndi Lauper, has recently retired. She celebrates, with her friends, and sings: "Girls Just Wanna Have Rum"! Happy retirement, Cyndi Lauper! Your singing, has been, truly a blast!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Rum Swizzle

An alcoholic beverage originating in Bermuda at the Swizzle Inn. (their slogan "swizzle inn; stagger out")

Made with:
1 shot of dark rum
equal parts orange juice & pineapple juice
triple sec for color
few drops bitters

We got SO loaded on Rum Swizzles!
Don't take that swizzle into the pool!

by FlyingMonkeyMistress July 27, 2009

Lit Rum

A term for being really drunk coined by live streamer ONLYUSEmeBLADE.

After having a bottle of vodka: Dude I am lit rum, I am fucked up.

by Corkcbaosum April 27, 2021

Rum

Our overlord. He is eternal. We shall follow him into the light and watch the world burn beneath our feet, but we will stay living under the rule of our King.

"Rum is our King."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes, but only on Sundays because that's when we feed him."
"What?"
"Yeah, he only likes pine seeds and blackberries."
"What is he, a bird or something?"
"Yes."
"I-"

by Quartings August 18, 2019