The state of being jealous in a situation regarding your significant other from a time period before you knew or were in a relationship with that person.
"I know he called her baby in that photo comment 4 years ago, but I'm retrojelly and still wanna punch him for it."
by innercontent January 29, 2014
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Darrin used Facebook to locate Aimee, a girl he used to have a crush on in high school but never hooked up with, in the hopes that he would be able to retrofuck her.
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A crush on someone from a previous decade or historical era, regardless of whether they are still alive today - Such a celebrity when they were younger in the 70's, or famous historical figure.
by exoplanet January 24, 2017
Get the retro-crush mug.To make a picture, space or way of life retro! When you decide to bring back a saying from years ago, you've retroized your lingo! When you put up a 70's wallpaper, you've retroized your space, when you add a filter to make a photo look like it's from another time, you've retroized!
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Get the Retrodict mug.A term connotating the tenet that all science fiction especially fiction in the farthest of futures (science fantasy (ultramodernism)) is actually retrofuturism.
The delineation that all fiction assumes a linear past (determinism).
The delineation that all fiction assumes a linear past (determinism).
Retrofiction argues that fiction structurally assumes a linear past or causality itself.
That is to say, fiction is structured collinear to determinism.
The term 'retrofiction' implies that fiction has attributes of a self-chimera or is self-chimerous. That is to say fiction is self-fiction or self-false.
Ie. All representation has a self-attribute: meta-value.
That meta-value is false.
That is to say, fiction is structured collinear to determinism.
The term 'retrofiction' implies that fiction has attributes of a self-chimera or is self-chimerous. That is to say fiction is self-fiction or self-false.
Ie. All representation has a self-attribute: meta-value.
That meta-value is false.
by tomorrowtomorrow November 6, 2018
Get the retrofiction mug.A special case of a strawman argument in which, after being criticized for being hypocritical, one intentionally mischaracterizes the criticism as being an additional layer of hypocrisy.
Person A) "It's pure hypocrisy that after being so concerned with Hillary's private emails, Republicans are shrugging after we find out Ivanka Trump has been sending official White House business emails from a private account."
Person B: "Oh, what? So you were perfectly fine with Hillary doing it, but you care all of a sudden when Ivanka does it? It's YOU who's a hypocrite."
Person A: "Don't pull that retroactive hypocrisy on me. I didn't say anything about my own approval or disapproval of either Hillary or Ivanka."
Person B: "Oh, what? So you were perfectly fine with Hillary doing it, but you care all of a sudden when Ivanka does it? It's YOU who's a hypocrite."
Person A: "Don't pull that retroactive hypocrisy on me. I didn't say anything about my own approval or disapproval of either Hillary or Ivanka."
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