An disease in which your pubes grow so damn thick that it's like a jungle - it starts to wrap around your cock like a bushy wall, even Trump doesn't wanna get in on that shit. And then it rots. Pretty self explanatory. It's gonna be lions and tigers and bears and shit in there too, probably Ebola, a barrel of fuckin monkeys, the whole goddamn shebang. TL;DR shave it to save it from rotten dick jungles.
Skye-"hey man, how've you been holding up lately?"
Riley-"not good man. My cock fell off from a bad case of rotten dick jungle."
Skye- "lol rip"
Riley-"not good man. My cock fell off from a bad case of rotten dick jungle."
Skye- "lol rip"
by Cloudyskye69 March 02, 2019
by Tyrone the black stereotype April 07, 2014
when a women with small flabby boobs wears a pushup bra that squeezes the life out of them so much they are red and pancaked against her chest for cleavage, could also be made even more disgusting if the women does too much tanning combined with the squeezing of the boobs.
by truth deliverers March 30, 2011
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
by Sexydimma January 28, 2013
The unfaithful military girlfriend that will screw anything that moves while your deployed but when you catch her it is magically your fault
by Joker 9 July 05, 2016
by Breakroom May 31, 2014
A review website that many people hate simply because their favourite movie doesn’t have of a rating of 80 percent or higher. Primarily used by angry teens to whinge on about how critics are “biased.”
Fanboy: “Oh my God, I can’t believe Batman v Superman got a 27 percent on Rotten Tomatoes! Critics are biased and stupid because they don’t share the same opinion as me!”
Me: “Sorry to break it to you, but not everyone shares the same opinion as you. That’s life. Complaining about it isn’t going to change anything.”
Me: “Sorry to break it to you, but not everyone shares the same opinion as you. That’s life. Complaining about it isn’t going to change anything.”
by Mr Kaltron September 29, 2017