The "safe" online gaming service for 6 year olds that features overly restrictive chat filters made by people with three brain cells, godawful moderators, spambots, online daters, overly-priced shit that has no worth, and those goddamn "builders club" subscriptions that charge you $5 to $20 a month for absolutely nothing
by Wolftallemo July 08, 2018
Roblox is a online game with billions of players and games it a imagination platform for 18 and under
by loladdme90 November 24, 2018
by llThunderll November 12, 2019
Kid1: hey wanna play jailbreak
Kid2: Jailbreak in roblox?
Kid1: ye that is what i meant
Kid:2 ok
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Kid:1 FUUUUUUUUUU I GOT ARRESTED THAT FUXKING NOOOOOOOOB
Kid:2 lets report that noob that just arrested us omg lol he is hacking omg
Kid2: Jailbreak in roblox?
Kid1: ye that is what i meant
Kid:2 ok
______________________
Kid:1 FUUUUUUUUUU I GOT ARRESTED THAT FUXKING NOOOOOOOOB
Kid:2 lets report that noob that just arrested us omg lol he is hacking omg
by JuulKing March 08, 2018
A popular kids game that is meant to spend all of your money on its virtual currency called "ROBUX"
Usually, most kids are online dating. Most of the time they might be online dating some 37 year old creep. If you are a parent make sure to monitor your kid on games such as Meep City or Adopt and Raise a Baby
Usually, most kids are online dating. Most of the time they might be online dating some 37 year old creep. If you are a parent make sure to monitor your kid on games such as Meep City or Adopt and Raise a Baby
Kid: Mom can we get Minecraft?
Mom: Don't you already have Minecraft at home?
Kid: No, that's ROBLOX
Minecraft at home:
Mom: Don't you already have Minecraft at home?
Kid: No, that's ROBLOX
Minecraft at home:
by Nova6969 October 02, 2019
by my life is eternal suffering November 12, 2020
ROBLOX is a game that has a handful of good games, and even less good people. Other than that, the 6 - 10 year olds rule the place, reporting your for no reason (I said the color black when someone asked me to say a color), misusing the word noob, fucking other roblox characters and posting memes, screeching like an autisitic, gay armadillo. The game is getting shitter by the day, so if you stumble across this, drink bleach before being asked to a fake prom by a 7 year old, who is maturbating while his dad whips him, causing the sound to echo around the ghetto he lives in. Fuck, that was random.
Roblox Player: OMG U KILLED MEH, YU NOOBY NUB11!1!11!111
Fellow Schoolmate: Nice Skechers, faggot
Roblox Player: *Pulls out shotgun* GET REXT!1!11!!!
*Day passes*
News Reporter: Yesterday morning at Sandy Hook Elementary...
Fellow Schoolmate: Nice Skechers, faggot
Roblox Player: *Pulls out shotgun* GET REXT!1!11!!!
*Day passes*
News Reporter: Yesterday morning at Sandy Hook Elementary...
by Javon M February 05, 2018