Roffle

Similar to lamow, roffle is the spoken version of ROFL pronouced similar to waffle. It can also be used in msn conversations or on forums so that you are not seen as an uber retard who uses LOL, rofl or lmao trying to seem cool. Roffle can be used both as a cast away comment when someone says something that's not amusing enough to laugh so roffle can be used to disregard the comment, OR can be used to add to the humour by saying roffle in a loud voice during a pause in a joke or laugh or at another inappropriate time.

P1: and then he said "cow"

All surrounding people: ha ha ha ha ha

P2: ha ha ha ...ROFFLE!

by Mace April 19, 2006

ROFFLE WOFFLE

the laughing of a waffle., OR a giant laughing waffle that eats people.

Dude 1: ROFFLE WOFFLE BEHIND YOU!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: OMG ITS OPENING ITS MOUTH TO EAT YOU
Dude 2: That's baloney sandwich ILL EAT YOU FOR CHOW!
ROFFLE WOFFLE: U DAI /\/oW /\/00B
Dude 1: Laughs while Dude 2 gets eaten.
"ROFFLE WOFFLE EATS Dude 1"
Dude 1: DUDE!

by PLB666 April 30, 2009

riffle

how an old man pronounces rifle

old man: hey kid have you ever shot a riffle
kid: have you ever got laid

by riffle June 17, 2009

riff-raff

Its a danm song by AC-DC!

by Darrian August 6, 2003

rofflmfao

Rolling
On (the)
F**king
Floor
Laughing
My
F**king
Ass
Off

Created by the 1337 to stop the spread of lol.

That was so funny, i was rofflmfao.

by 1337 October 6, 2004

riffkin

the hairy,often dingle-berry-littered,patch that grows on the grundle.

"I bet that brokeback braids his riffkin"

by PObizznis May 23, 2006

roff

to rub one off/out -

dude1: why is jenkins so happy all the time, i never see that dude pulling snatch -

dude2: could have something to do with the fact that he roffs 3 times a day -

by i am soy el pato August 18, 2010