Restless Groin Syndrome

-noun- A medical disorder, popularized by such celebrities as Tiger Woods and Jesse James and politicians like John Edwards, characterized by sexual promiscuity, the inability to remain monogamous, sometimes fathering illegitimate children, and the likelihood of being 'outed' with Bimbo eruptions in the tabloids.

Because he left rehab before finishing his treatment, doctors fear that Jesse's "Restless Groin Syndrome" will recur.

by Jaggsokc April 5, 2010

Resting

To slack off from any responsibility and veg for an undetermined amount of time.

I decided resting was the only way for me to maintain my sanity.

by StaciK June 16, 2008

resting bitch face

Originally meant to describe a bland or emotionless facial expression (resting) that unintentionally appears angry or grumpy (bitch face), the phrase has devolved and is now often used to shame women who have the audacity to not smile cheerfully every moment of every day for other people's enjoyment whether they feel happy or not.

Most of the pictures that supposedly depict resting bitch face actually just show a resting face. Are we so used to seeing smiling women everywhere that we no longer know how to respond to a woman who isn't smiling?

by drox October 28, 2015

rest mark

The ring round hard crap where the Sphincter grabs it.

“Dude, that turd was so long it had rest marks on it”

by RdHogg November 20, 2007

Resting Bitch Mode

R.B.M known as resting bitch mode. Where a female goes from Zero to Triggered in .069 milliseconds

Kelsey has a Severe case of chronic Resting Bitch Mode

She's liable to trigger at any second.
Pray for me.

by Theo3814 August 18, 2016

Resting Nigga Face

Resting Nigga Face (RNF), a facial expression exhibited by a male that signifies that "Right Now ain't the time, but I'm not mad." A facial expression often used to detour unsolicited conversation.

Paul: Damn, Jake seems upset...
Mike: Why?
Paul: I asked him about Kanye's rant and he just gave me this empty blank stare.

Mike: Nah, he ain't mad. That's his RNF (Resting Nigga Face); he does that when he doesn't want to be engaged in conversation, but still wants to be around people.

Paul: So he's not mad?
Mike: Nah! But don't press him. If he starts Ice-grillin, then you have a problem!

by SKilfal June 3, 2018

full body reset

A full body reset is a follow-up for a wake-and-bake. After one gets stoned first thing in the morning, the individual will then exercise, eat, and shower -- the top 3 killers of a high. After this full body reset, the user is back to base-line sobriety, and is ready to get that special tingly feeling you can only get when you get stoned for the first time of the day.

Jeff woke up early this morning, but didn't want to start the day until after he could enjoy the high after his full body reset.

by blueboness October 4, 2009