personal reasons

n. The official reason your company gives for why people disappear after a reorganization.

dude 1: Did you hear Gary resigned for personal reasons?
dude 2: Yeah. They personally asked his sorry ass to get the hell out!

by rowrtay February 24, 2009

Goddess of Reason

an atheist parody deity similar to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was made up during the French Revolution, then it was long forgotten after it became their worst nightmare 3.5 years later.

Goddess of Reason or die!

by poopyhead2010 June 15, 2010

No Reason

Lack Of A Reason.

The Shit Fairy Just Visited Me For No Reason!

by god is a bidoof November 27, 2014

Reassurance

The art of continually repeating a lie you fabricated and subsequently keep making an ass out of yourself.

Girl: How Much Money Do You Make?

Dude: I make 52 an hr.

Girl: Oh

Dude: Yeah Im pretty bored making 52 dollars an hr.

Girl: Okay

Dude: <reassurance> Yeah making 52 an hr is like 2 grand a week. It's pretty sweet.

by COCO284 July 31, 2009

Reason #137

You buy 2 boxes of Digiorno Pizza, and 3 bags of dicks

Reason #137 to never go to the grocery store hungry...

by Does Your Know March 26, 2019

the reason

the woman who is the reason to live for for a man; all other reasons put together do not equal or will ever equal the reason

I found the reason (a love) so great and so consuming and so healthy that as long as i was with her i would not need to see another person forever

by alice alexcia June 2, 2018

reason

The highest of all moral ideals.

Without the use of reason it is virtually impossible to further morality; hence, reason must itself be the highest of moral ideals.

by Reasonable May 15, 2005