"An organized panic about death" - Dylan Moran, Irish comedian
Largely centers around the fetishistic worship of an invisible sky fairy, who will send you to be tortured for all eternity unless you love him/her/it. Apparently gives free licence for child abuse, war and acts of terrorism, as well as being an insufferable bore at dinner parties.
Largely centers around the fetishistic worship of an invisible sky fairy, who will send you to be tortured for all eternity unless you love him/her/it. Apparently gives free licence for child abuse, war and acts of terrorism, as well as being an insufferable bore at dinner parties.
Having studied world religions for three years as an undergraduate, I personally conclude religion to be an organized panic about death. I would have had an equally productive time conversing with a paranoid schizophrenic, and it wouldn't have cost as much.
by Kolltomnus June 1, 2020
Get the Religionmug. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.
by Karl Marx August 13, 2003
Get the religionmug. the biggest load of bullshit EVER. something that stupid fuckers follow with NO LOGIC because they are scared of life and death and they like to be assholes to anyone who disagrees with them
Religious fag: hey wanna waste your life and lie to yourself?
Me: fuck no i hate religion
Religious fag: your going to hell!
Me: fuck no i hate religion
Religious fag: your going to hell!
by Matt the metal head March 25, 2008
Get the religionmug. The belief in a higher power. In practice, can be used to instill a moral nature in a people, but when misused is more dangerous than nuclear power.
example: Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Atheism, etc.
example: Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Atheism, etc.
by spoonie g June 30, 2004
Get the religionmug. ..."But Pop, I'm gettin' all this pussy and I would really rather not die now. Whats that? You say its for religion, well dang, why didn't you just say so. Sunday cool for you?"
by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005
Get the religionmug. by Zak November 15, 2003
Get the religionmug. Something made up a very long time ago to give the collective idiots of the world something to live for and believe in. Imagine believeing in something that never existed, a fictional "person" that secretly watched your every move and waited to judge you when you died!!! Whoever thought this up must have died of laughter!!!
christians, catholics, jews, buddhists, muslims..............
If "god" really were real, then which of them is right??? Why wouldnt a real god reveal the truth to the people he supposedly loved so much? How does he justify suffering and disease?
For that matter, satan and all its incarnations are tied directly to these sham institutions, and therefore void. Without supreme good, there is no supreme evil.
Its all a big lie, people. The Big Lie.
If "god" really were real, then which of them is right??? Why wouldnt a real god reveal the truth to the people he supposedly loved so much? How does he justify suffering and disease?
For that matter, satan and all its incarnations are tied directly to these sham institutions, and therefore void. Without supreme good, there is no supreme evil.
Its all a big lie, people. The Big Lie.
by Darrin March 1, 2004
Get the religionmug.