Bongle chongle ready to dongle

When you're so ready for something to happen

Sarah:"are you ready for tonight"
Phil:"I am bongle chongle ready to dongle

by Marat Vdovichenko October 31, 2019

Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'

A term to describe nice breasts, usually possessed by a younger female who has just grown them to a near full size. They are perfect, round, not to big and not to small. They are the kinds that you can see in a magazine and before you know it you are groping a magazine.

Man did you see Brittany last night? She didn't have those last year!
I know man those babies were Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'!

by zogree January 1, 2009

I Ready

A mofo test that belongs in hell and should have been Sister Snached off the Education System.

Teacher- We have a test today
The whole class- *sighs* and *cries*
Teacher- oh, I forgot. It’s an I Ready. Get your chrome books!
Whole class- * screams in British*

by Suffering._.Soudent;-; May 12, 2019

Get your napkins ready

A phrase that is used to insinuate being prepared for a certain event or activity.

This colloquial phrase is derived from the root of eating - where one must have "their napkins ready" as if they are having a meal. Therefore, having one's napkin ready means they will be adequately prepared for the event and/or activity (e.g. having a round of drinks, entering a club or bar, playing a sport, engaging in sexual activity, etc)

"You better get your napkins ready nigga, it's about to be an ass buffet."

"Oh my God, fuckin you see that fool pass out on the couch hahahaha"
"Yea nigga, he didn't have his napkins ready"

"Fuck man, you got a Costco card? I need to get some of them Kirkland paper towels. I'm finna go to the club and grind on every piece of pussy."
"Don't trip dog, I always got my napkins ready. I got that shit by the pallet."

by jbootsy March 13, 2008

shovel-ready

A state in which one's various projects only need a whack of cash thrown at them for them to roll.

My next novel is shovel-ready, I just need to receive that pesky arts grant.

by Darren O'Donnell January 27, 2009

I'm Ready!

An expression stated when very excited, when bored, when sexually excited, or just being random. And when you say it you hafta say it in a deep sing song voice.

I'M READY! (emphasizing a deep sing song voice haha)

by ashley marie thats me April 15, 2008

are you ready

Typically a question referring to the readiness of another.

Are you ready to tell me how to uninstall this garbage?

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015