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submarine races

Slang: During coitus, referring to the act of watching the penis enter or move in and out of the vagina.
They drove out to conception point to watch the submarine races.
by melikefun June 4, 2009
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Ski Racer

"well maybe he's a homo?"
"I don't like derogatory terms,, lets call him a ski racer."
by skwelch March 2, 2010
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Motocross Racer

A Motocross racer is someone who is extremely proud of their extreme sporting prowess, akin to something of a gladiator. They generally think they are as fast as Ricky Carmichael ( Kelly Slater of moto) even though they are as slow as shit and are mid pack C Grade. Many racers who are fast think they should have a coin struck in their likeness and generally don't speak to anyone who isn't as fucking awesome as they are, which makes it hard to order food from the canteen lady at lunchtime. Ridiculous amounts of racers who are ex-pro end up in Jail for being total germs. Racers continually spruik off that motocross is the hardest sport in the world with the fitness required of an Olympian yet fail to notice all the fat pricks at their club who eat pies and continually beat them every other week. Generally drive in ridiculous looking low riding Hiaces with tinted windows that even a spastic would know holds an expensive bike to steal from their hotel room while the rider is off trying to pick up the local pub slut after a big race. Several racers become FREESTYLE motocross riders after they realise they can't wake up on Sunday to race anymore with a drug hangover.Freestylers generally dress like adult children with ridiculous tattooes and facial hardware which to look at promise mad crazy-devil-may-care shit yet after the third brap braaap * gay trick * land - most people are checking their smart phones and head off to side show alley.
Kid; Ewww did you see that mans' lumpy knee and collarbone dad?
Father; Silly man used to be a motocross racer son
by Bitterexracer June 6, 2013
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Racerat

A teenage girl that finds her way to the local illegal street race scene where she proceeds to behaving like a total hoe.
Yo Johnny here come the racerats.

Naw bro I'm good got my girl with me tonight.
by Saint Patrik July 8, 2018
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Racer

A super cool guy, usually is super tall with green-ish blue eyes and a sick mullet. He is always making people laugh and loves to make people happy. He is really athletic and smart and loves his brother like a best friend.
Girl 1: I invited racer to come to our party tonight

Girl 2: really?! He is so cool and cute
by Monster energy addict July 19, 2021
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Tampon Racer

Also known as a cradle snatcher, a tampon racer is a male who tends to seek younger women for sexual pleasure. It is an over-exaggeration, as they try to place their male sexual organ inside a females sexual organ, before a tampon manages to do so
'God, she's too young for him'
'Yeah, He's a tampon racer'

'What kind of girls should I bring?'
'Mr "18 year old" here is a tampon racer'
'okay, I will call up some 15 year olds'
by DJMMTFF October 5, 2011
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rainbow races

It's when 7 girls each wear different colored lipstick the colors of the rainbow. They each put it on really really dark so that it rubs off easily. Then they each find a male and proceed to perform felatio on that person and whoever gets a lipstick mark fathest down wins the race
Omg did you hear Becky won the rainbow races last night!
by RLXTB September 15, 2016
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