One who smokes an entire cigarette without ever touching it. Basically a particular breed of asshole.
"Man! That dude is a straight up ripper!"
(refering to someone in a death metal shirt who has a mullet and is groping his spandex clad girlfriend)
(refering to someone in a death metal shirt who has a mullet and is groping his spandex clad girlfriend)
by Doctor Jas August 20, 2006

Saves (rips) their friend’s published photo then re-uploads it as though it was their own, rather than just sharing it.
Freezing my ass off all afternoon to finally get that awesome sunset only to have an RCR (Right Click Ripper) take all the credit.
by mogydee June 4, 2018

by JustBlaze216 November 20, 2007

The ultimate version of the shocker. This sexual act involves using both fists in both the vaginal and anal opening, pushing both fists upwards opening the cavities. Creates the most intense orgasm (and intense pain for beginners) for females. End results often ends in pain and discomfort but with practice allows women to fully accept "super cocks"- penises belonging to endowed males starting as wide as a coke can.
Nurse: "I can't stop the bleeding doc."
Doc: "What happened here? Wait.. this looks like the Rhode Island Ripper."
Nurse "Ugh i should have known, i received that once. was the most intense orgasm ever but awful after effects. I can only fit a coke can now minimum in there to feel anything"
Doc: "What happened here? Wait.. this looks like the Rhode Island Ripper."
Nurse "Ugh i should have known, i received that once. was the most intense orgasm ever but awful after effects. I can only fit a coke can now minimum in there to feel anything"
by Ben Jam'in' September 3, 2010

by TheGodPosser September 24, 2012

by Saruman's Army February 6, 2015

An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.
by Edna Sweetlove September 3, 2010
