queef

A vaginal fart. When air gets inside the vagina and is released it is called a queef.

I swear I heard someone fart, but it smells like fish. Oh, you must have queefed.

by Rob c October 8, 2003

queef

a fart that comes from your vag

"Dear Sarah, my vagina made this really embarassing farting noise. What happened?"


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"ew she's definitely queefing."
"yeah. out of her mouth"

by YuMmAy May 15, 2005

Queefed

Verb, past-tense: (1) The act of expelling air from a body orifice, specifically the vagina. (2) Electronics: A part, usually a semiconductor, that smokes or burns-up sometimes emitting a similar sound. Adjective: (1) Any malfunctioning device or (2) any object that has been broken, destroyed or damaged beyond repair.

Verb (1) "Pat really smelled like a dead tuna; I think she queefed." (2) "I was working on this amplifier last night and the output transistor queefed." Adjective: (1) "My TV queefed last night; the picture just went off." (2) "Tom got drunk last night and queefed his car; ran it straight into a light pole."

by PhantomTechnician April 26, 2015

queef

From the latin Flatus Vaginalis ie a cunt fart.

As Rex Rimmer pounded her from behind she unleashed a truly prodigious queef thus forcing air up his urethra and inflating his bladder like a football.

by Rex Rimmer August 25, 2003

queef

Don't be embarrassed ladies I love to hear and smell queefs.

The smell of fresh coffee in the morning

by Bozo the Clown February 26, 2005

queef

louis is such a queef

louis is a smelly queef

by ruby mae September 13, 2020

queef

To get absolutely hammered, usually referring to Marijuana usage, but can also be used for alcohol consumption.

gonna get queefed with the boys! Man I love queefinh it up on Friday nights!

by reliableguy1432 August 19, 2021