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queef

A vaginal fart. When air gets inside the vagina and is released it is called a queef.
I swear I heard someone fart, but it smells like fish. Oh, you must have queefed.
by Rob c October 8, 2003
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queef

a fart that comes from your vag
"Dear Sarah, my vagina made this really embarassing farting noise. What happened?"


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"ew she's definitely queefing."
"yeah. out of her mouth"
by YuMmAy May 15, 2005
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Queefed

Verb, past-tense: (1) The act of expelling air from a body orifice, specifically the vagina. (2) Electronics: A part, usually a semiconductor, that smokes or burns-up sometimes emitting a similar sound. Adjective: (1) Any malfunctioning device or (2) any object that has been broken, destroyed or damaged beyond repair.
Verb (1) "Pat really smelled like a dead tuna; I think she queefed." (2) "I was working on this amplifier last night and the output transistor queefed." Adjective: (1) "My TV queefed last night; the picture just went off." (2) "Tom got drunk last night and queefed his car; ran it straight into a light pole."
by PhantomTechnician April 26, 2015
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queef

As Rex Rimmer pounded her from behind she unleashed a truly prodigious queef thus forcing air up his urethra and inflating his bladder like a football.
by Rex Rimmer August 25, 2003
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queef

Don't be embarrassed ladies I love to hear and smell queefs.
by Bozo the Clown February 26, 2005
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queef

louis is such a queef
louis is a smelly queef
by ruby mae September 13, 2020
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queef

To get absolutely hammered, usually referring to Marijuana usage, but can also be used for alcohol consumption.
gonna get queefed with the boys! Man I love queefinh it up on Friday nights!
by reliableguy1432 August 19, 2021
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