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Tut's Pyramid

A sexual act in which three nude persons of either sex form a human pyramid. A fourth participant--"King Tut", generally male (or female with a strap-on)--then cartwheels into position behind the pyramid such that he or she ends up doing a head stand, penetrating the topmost member of the pyramid with the penis or dildo and fingering the bottom two members with his or her free hands.

Oftentimes a fifth participant is required to stabilize King Tut in his maneuvering.
Jim, Jackie, Jill, and Tyrone all did Tut's Pyramid this weekend. They tried to switch places as much as possible, but they didn't have a strap-on. Good thing Agnes was spotting.
by TheSassman February 7, 2008
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ownage pyramid

The ladder of ownage
Lowest: you are the bitch to who powned you
2nd step: You are shuned by who owned you
3rd step: Owner
Top: Powner
I am on top of the ownage pyramid!!!
by Larry Franks November 4, 2007
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Meat Parakeet

The act of putting ones entire package on the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim.
"Hey."
"Hey what's up?"
"Did I tell you I got a new pet?"
"No, really?"
"Yea. Say hello to my meat parakeet"
"Nice. Polly want a cracker?"
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The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

A secret society, similar (but not related to) the Freemasons. Founded by Richmond M M Swigberry-Smythe II Esq in 1915, this society spread rom a select few English nobility to several different cultures across the world. The Order is now non-denominational, and promotes open-mindedness, practise of the arts, and the wearing of ridiculous clothes. The Order is known for wearing fez (one well-known former member is the famous British magician/comedian Tommy Cooper), one of its most prestigious awards is the Glass Fez of Swigberry Smythe.
by Thelonius Groinberg September 16, 2003
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The Great Pyramid of Giza

A sexual act; an extension of the "Eifel Tower", but greater, thus the term "Great Pyramid." Involves the female on all fours giving to the first of four men doggy-style or anal, the second a blowjob and the last two hand-jobs. The four men all hi-five to create a pyramid shape. Also, a transitive verb meaning to partake in the nominal form.
Did you hear that Kelly Eifel towered those two dudes?

You thinks she's a slut? Brenda was in a great pyramid last night with half the baseball team.
by WardUp September 7, 2005
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Push over the pyramid

When lots of people use the same outhouse every day in cold weather the crap piles up directly under the drop zone and freezes from the bottom up. If left unchecked the pile stacks higher and higher until it emerges up out of the hole as a semi free form mass resembling a big brown birthday cake complete with white rosettes and brightly colored candles. At some point someone must push it over so the universe can march forward as it is intended to do.
Dickson, those ass holes down in Accounting are starting to get out of hand. You need to go down there and "push over the pyramid." Text me when its done, I’ll be in Cabo.
by pud'n tain November 17, 2010
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Prakshi

She is a prakshi
by Niharika November 27, 2021
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