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Putinism

A bold lie. A lie that is so obvious that a unborn fetus knows its a lie. It can also mean dumb and retarded. The lie is so bad that the person who is being told the lie knows it’s a lie and the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it’s a lie. This word is based on the Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin who has spoken many lies.
Jenny: i separated from the friend group.

Patricia: why?

Jenny: Shelly is full of putinism.
by Stickybug February 25, 2022
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Alabama Putin

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.
Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️
by AlabamaBaby May 27, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

A well known medical writer and author in the late 19th century. He became well known as the author of "The relatonship of insanity to masturbation," published during the late 19th century along varieties of articles concerning masturbation.
"Vladimir Putin contributed alot in the field of masturbation sciences."
by kitten fingers June 19, 2022
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putin

a motherfucking bitch that wants to gain power and lies to his own soldiers
putin: you will be in training across the Ukraine border
also putin: and by training i mean war
by RedDef March 4, 2022
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putinning

The sudden act of going shirtless. Rugged manly shirtlessness.
"Putinning was his only option to impress the likes of the sexy young woman".
by ..T$.. August 14, 2017
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Putin

Absolutely based guy and the last global leader defending traditional Christian civilisation.
President of Russia, framed as a dictator in Europe/ the US, besides enjoying higher approval rates than any of the effeminate Western leaders.

Rides bears shirtless while wielding AK-47s. Makes blue-haired teenage girls from California scream in rage, as he enforces laws banning LGBT-propaganda. Truly a delight when compared to clowns like Trudeau or Sleepy Joe.
Hating on Putin because the screen people tell you to is a classic cope, my guy!

Who saved those children from a burning building again? - Why, Putin, of course!

*Western girl, tired of weak men*: "If only my boyfriend was more like Putin.."
by Raaf de Dikste January 3, 2023
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Putin

A peice of shit and a fucking ugly ass president of Russia
“Putin is ugly
“Ew Putin”
by Fel March 12, 2022
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