Put the beard on

The act of cunnilingus, or more colloquially to "go down on a woman" !

Person 1 : "What are you doing after work ?"
Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"

by Cpt. Kickass June 23, 2009

put a fork in it

It means you’re done. Just give up. It’s over. No going back.

“Put a fork in it, you’re done.” David Spade, SNL Weekend Update; in reference to actor Erik Estrada’s career.

by Jardinero001 March 25, 2022

put it simply

To put it simply, or simply put: to explain it in a clear and simple way

His boss didn't appreciate what he was doing. To put it simply, he was fired!

by SamyEF August 19, 2018

putting for eagle

a situation or opportunity that goes extremely well.

"man, I was talking to this chick and when she bent over to tie her shoe, her thong was hanging out. I'm telling ya I was putting for eagle, bro."

by GymRat88 March 26, 2009

put that on ice

A putdown; To suggest that someone needs to stop and ponder your previous statement very carefully before proceeding with the conversation.

"Oh really? If we don't get register our enterprise OID with the IANA, then what do we do when someone else uses that OID? Why don't you got home and put that on ice?

by roly-poly March 16, 2005

put a cock in it

Place your member in an unspecified orifice. A catch-all retort to unmanly or insufficiently insulting jabs. A repelling verbal blow meant to shock one's opponent into stunned silence.

Friend: 'Where did you get those awful shoes?'
You:' Put a cock in it - Jim'

by Blower August 18, 2006

put it to bed

to take care of something.

Just need a conclusion on this paper. Then I can put it to bed

by Bungalow Bill November 14, 2001