punch drunk dance

While on the dance floor by yourself, begin to throw wild punches up, down, left, right and in circles. After 2 minutes of successful punches, you should begin to spark the attention of others who may either be in utter shock or admiration. Those in admiration will proceed to throw sporadic punches with you. You have officially started the party off right with the punch drunk dance.

After your last final of the first semester of law school you proceed to get hammered with classmates at a local bar. At the bar, you have consumed more than 5 drinks within 30 minutes. You begin to "hear the beat" from the bar's jukebox and walk to the middle of the dance floor. Punches naturally flow from your body like bruce lee with dementia. Consequently, you provoke classmates to do the same. The title of such classic dance moves is called the "punch drunk dance." *Warning: Blows to the face may occur.

by a_i_Dub January 12, 2012

punch fisting

When you vigorously fist a vagina to the point where it seems like you are pretending to be Rocky Balboa and that pussy is Apollo Creed.

Man, sex last night got super intense. My girlfriend started anally punch fisting my ass.

by GlassAssintheGrass June 19, 2016

Punch Fuck

A violent sexual move where the fucker punches a fuckee’s orifice of choice - HARD and FAST.

Son: What are you reading?

Dad: I’m reading a damn 1000 page book BITCH!

Son: Call me bitch again and I’ll punch fuck that book up your ass one page at a time!

by bonedish May 11, 2019

punch the clown

originally a reference to a children's toy. the clown (or whatever character-- i had heman) was a weighted bottom blow-up punching bag. it was designed to pop back up to a standing position when knocked over. essentially, punching the clown is a useless act which accomplished nothing. often used in reference to menial tasks and bureaucratic corporate jobs.

i do about fifteen minutes of real work everyday, but mostly i just sit around and punch the clown.

by badronnie October 13, 2004

Punch the clown

playing the skin flute.

Joe got skunked at the bar and decided to go home to punch the clown.

by Dakota1 March 19, 2008

Punch Air

When you are so filled with excitement that you pump a clenched fist in the air savagely.

If I make this buzzer beater I'm about to punch air.

by BigKidsAreLarge May 18, 2011

Punch me face

A persons face that simply by its presence demands action, usually punching (kicking, slapping or stabbing also apply).

Victims are helpless to resist physically damaging people who don't cover up their 'Punch me face' due to an allergic reaction with the optic nerve.

Examples include but are not limited to: Justin Bieber, The cast of jersey shore

Person1: There is a Justin Bieber gig tonight.
Person2: They have to pay security A LOT to keep the audience back at his gigs
Person1: why? His musak sucks!
Person2: Yes, but he has punch me face
Person1: You mean like the cast of Jersey Shore?
Person2: Correct Sir!

by punchlinestapler September 25, 2010