penal prostate exam

When you go to the doctor to get a prostate exam, but you coulda swore he did it with his weiner

I got a physical man, and something other then a finger went up my butt.

Dude, he totally gave you a penal prostate exam.

by poqwer September 30, 2007

penalized

wakeing up with a drawing of a penis on your face; regularly drawn with a black perminant marker

I was penalized after passing out in homeboys kitchen

by billy ;) August 12, 2008

Death Penalty

A double-edged sword. No human has the true authority to condemn someone to death, however, The Death Penalty does seem satisfying in some specific cases.

I hated friday nights lights, the director deserves the Death Penalty.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005

punanist

to practice the art of chasing punani and successfully achieving it

I am a punanst, gimme your punani or i will break you

by Beef Cake May 13, 2005

punaki

It is short for pussy

im getting punaki this weekend

by punaki December 9, 2016

Penal Opera

When person (1) is receiving fellatio from person (2) while (2) is humming a song into person (1)'s stretched open urethra.

Nick: How was last night's date? She give you sloppy toppy?
Conor: Fuck yea, man. She gave me Penal Opera

by NickrophiIia March 10, 2019

PenalTard

Like a penis/retard. Someone whos a twat pretty much.

Your such a penaltard even your mum wont have ya ;)

by Smellsbells April 27, 2009