A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.
Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.
Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.
Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.
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by Anonymous0342 February 25, 2018
Get the pumpedy mug.When you are trying to squeeze your fingers together but you can't. Mainly caused by excessive masturbation combined with cycling into work.
'God damn my hands are hurting, I can't squeeze my fingers together, my girlfriend (who is a physio) tells me it's "Pumper's Doom"...'
by Trevor Osser June 22, 2016
Get the Pumper's Doom mug.(Male Version of Swamp Donkey) a bro who pumps his meat then pumps on Drunk swamp donkey} girls at bars or boats. They have low IQs and love showing off their really shitty tattoos In the summer. They usually have some wealth, (not acquired) but definitely live in the suburbs. If they live in the city the meat pumpers flock to very touristy/douchey areas. In the winter you can detect a Meat Pumper by smell. (Drakkar Noir, Axe Body Spray, Old Spice products, etc)
Wow look at these meat pumpers...they look like they not only got their wardrobes from Sears in Greece...they also smell like they sampled everything at the fragrance counter as well! Pee yew!
by CUDDY July 20, 2020
Get the Meat Pumper mug.I was called into the office by my 2 bosses and I stormed in there all pissed off and ready to wrestle. I started yelling and swearing and pounding on things, Letting my freak flag fly waaaay high!.......I then retreated from their office into a room of 25 disbelieving people who probably thought I was going on permanent unemployment. HA! It was STAGED!!! Us three had planned the whole thing to freak you all right the freak OUT!! You've Been Pimped!! Aaaaand Youuuur Welllllllcome! HA! ;-)P
by wavesecho December 16, 2011
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1. To throw up after a drinking or smoking binge
2. To go to home early
1. To throw up after a drinking or smoking binge
2. To go to home early
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