POKEY DOKEY

Pokey Dokey
Noun (poh-key doh-key)
The act of very slowly inserting the penis into your significant other's anus while they are still asleep. The act is only successful if done in such a way that the recipient does not wake up until the head is fully committed and there is little chance of a pushout maneuver. The act should ideally result in surprise anal sex.
Also known as a Pokey Doke.

Slow Sunday mornings are the perfect time to try for a Pokey Dokey.

by Bad~Mojo May 14, 2022

pokey bum dance

A dance where one violently pokes his/herself in the botty.

Colin:"Francesca! Stop doing the pokey bum dance!"

by coco3 August 10, 2009

pokey

Relating to Pokey the Penguin, as in wildly random.
Noun: Randomness.

"Wow, THAT was some real pokey there for you.."

by Marty Polisbonar March 31, 2003

pokey

can be used to deacribe someone who has recently encountered being poked (otherwise known as fingering)

hayley is such a pokey the dirty girl she is always getting poked

by nagem and tegdirb April 16, 2006

Pookey

A girl named crystal cole, and people named petey usually feel them up in bars or at work in stairwells

Petey in club starts feelin up his pookey girl or nails her in the broken elevator at work.

by Petey Royce February 28, 2009

Pokey Mango

That new game that your grandpa hears about.
(Pokemon Go!)

"These kids are playing this new game on their palm pilots. They call it Pokey Mango. Back in my day, we ate mangoes. Someone would deliver mangoes like the milkman and you gave him a 2-cent tip. I'm still waiting for the damn milkman to show up!

by Diarrhea Bubble Bath September 23, 2016

pokey stix

Another rip-off dish by Gumby's. There is nothing world famous about them. They are nothing but cheesy garlic bread. They are microwaved!! They are pathetic.

pokey stix gumby's pizza

by jacques azz June 15, 2008