premature clickation

When you click the mouse before you want to or an uncontrollable tick that clicks on something you didn't want

I was scrolling along when my finger clicked the mouse in a place I didn't choose. Sometimes my index finger double clicks when it shouldn't or clicks prematurely. This is premature clickation

by madlove10 April 12, 2011

Premature edistribution

premature edistribution: The impulsive act of hitting send before you've taken the time to reconsider what you have written. Could apply to grammar or spelling vetting but typically it's applied to reactive spiteful or over indulgent comments. Popularly applied when forgetting to "undo" an email lists inclusion on a potentially embarrassing or inflammatory email.

I should have sat on it for a few minutes before I hit send. Can't pull it back now. Another example of premature edistribution.

by therapy April 2, 2013

premature singulation

when you start singing the words to a song before the lyrics actually kick in

hold off with the premature singulation, the song hasn't started yet!

by miriam123 July 23, 2010

premature eclickulation

the act of pressing enter or executing a mouse click before you intended

That card I played to overtrump my partner in Yahoo Spades was a case of premature eclickulation

by talespinner November 3, 2011

premature hookulation

The act of setting the hook while fishing (primarily bass fishing) before the fish has fully taken the bait. A variant of premature ejaculation.

The largemouth absolutely blew up his topwater presentation, but in an act of premature hookulation, Deadeye jerked the Live Target Bluegill right out of that 5 pounder's mouth

by Bassturd May 25, 2017

premature lunching

When your so fucking hungry that you can’t control yourself and you devour your lunch on break time. This is followed by severe disappointment at lunchtime and can lead to lunchtime depression.

Man this premature lunching is really bringing me down at lunchtime.

by Timbobbobtim June 11, 2018

Premature Tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.

I prematurely tabulated when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar. I dislike premature tabulation!

by Mortgage Commitments April 13, 2011