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Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice
by Freggsmash May 20, 2019
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Target Practice

The act of DMing an individual romantically despite not seriously considering romantic advances as to strengthen charisma for serious suitors at a later time.
I have not shot my shot with anyone in forever. Ill hit this girl up for target practice to see if I still got it.
by bellantone November 19, 2025
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Practical

I don't think it's worth spending that much money on wine for the Joneses. They're very practical.
by Phyllis Stein September 28, 2021
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Practical Gangster

These denomination of people are having to do with the opposite of Gangster lifestyle, views and opinions of others.
A practical gangster doesn't steal from others. He gives back to others.
by Bbforonlyme November 8, 2018
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Bi In Practice

A gay individual who is affected by comphet to the degree they still have sex with the opposite sex for a variety of reasons (ie. attention, validation, survival, sex work, etc).

They are not attracted to the opposite sex, but rather, are attracted to being wanted, validated, or surviving under the banner of heteronormativity. They may have sex and engage in relationships for survival or work as well.
She’s having sex with male clients because they pay well even though she’s a lesbian. She’s bi in practice.

She’s just bi in practice. She’s not into him, she’s into him wanting and validating her.
by coopalex August 21, 2022
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Practical Deistology

Practical Deistology is the practical area of deistology that seeks on putting the technodeist technologies and technologies for search for extraphysical beings in practice, the elaboration of experiments related to the search for extraphysical beings and the experimentation and/or analysis of the hypothesis related to extraphysical life forms.
"Practical deistology is a really based area of study, but it will probably only start to be developed like in 10-20 years from now such as the whole technodeist movement and the deistological area."

"Practical deistology might be the last hope of spiritual people and of several other groups to find out if extraphysical beings and life really exist or not, such as the whole existence of extraphysical worlds and dimensions."
by Full Monteirism March 6, 2021
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I've had plenty of practice

True, but has said voluminous practice actually done you any good???
The White Knight totally "went Rain Man" on Alice when he huffily told her, "Oh, I've had plenty of practice --- plenty of practice!" after she expressed concern about how he kept repeatedly falling off his horse, so perhaps he (and the Red Knight, as well!) was just super-clumsy, and thus no amount of training could significantly improve his horsemanship.
by QuacksO August 22, 2019
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