Patagonian

A college reminiscing bloke or broad in their late 20s and early 30s who spend the majority of their time in trendy beer gardens and coffee shops. They can be spotted in groups lavishly recollecting about their drunken college experiences while their toddler runs rampant. Usually seen wearing a Patagonia sweater or shirt to signal others of their "sophistication" and "adulting" lifestyle. Don't be fooled however, they are only pretending to be grown up.

Hey dude, look at that patagonian puking in the bushes. Wait is that his child in the middle of the street? Where is the childs mother? Oh there she is, buying another beer...Patagonians...

by Pursegrabber June 8, 2018

Portagee Trailer

A companion that follows you around consistently.

My portagee trailer cat follows me around while I work at home.

by Tonkerbell August 1, 2021

potaint

The area between the balls and the ass hole on a potato

"Don't peel the potaint; it's my favorite part"

by CommieRami May 7, 2018

postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

by Heidimatt May 1, 2005

potamus

Added to the end of a word in a sentence to aware listeners about your obsession of hippopotamuses.

Another use of potamus is by itself as a word for the person you are talking to.

Give me a pencilpotamus.
Get out of my house, potamus.

by Jeffpotamus May 18, 2005

Poag

Person other than-a grunt.
mostly used in the militaryMarines
A grunt is someone in the Infantry.
They Usually do nothing.
& are lazy fxcks. XD

poag: hey man, what's up?
grunt: shut the fuck up you poag.

by laaalaaalaaa March 20, 2010

mexican postage

It is when you have anal sex with a girl without a condom on and then after you have all the anal juices on your penis and ball sack, you then take it out and stamp (mushroom stamp) right on her forhead but with all the anal juices on her head.

1. Last night yo i gave this girl Jen a mean mexican postage
2. She wanted to have anal last night and i ended up giving her a mexican postage!

by Muffjack2 December 10, 2008