Post-series depression

The feeling you get after finishing the final book of a series or finishing the last episode of a certain show.

Symptoms may include:

• Need to re-watch or re-read
• Over fangirling/fanboying
• Excessively projecting felt love towards series via internet
• Wanting of a new installment that will surely never come

Boy: I think I have Post-series depression after watching the final episode of American Horror Story!

Girl: I felt the same way after reading the final chapter of the last Harry Potter book.

by ladygingermanboything January 3, 2012

fake post

A message left on a message board or personal Note to oneself for the purpose of stroking one's own ego in a susie like manner.

Don't take that crap seriously man! It's just a fake post some susie is using to foist their delusions on other people.

by Dakhoth™ July 24, 2010

Chain Post

A fucking retarded post made by idiots on Facebook and MySpace that attempts to scare 9 year old kids into reposting some bogus, made-up, story about some tragedy and if they don't something bad will happen. These stories are 100% FAKE, as I have ignored them plenty and I am still alive and perfectly healthy. If these chain posts were real, I'd have died 5 years ago, and the world population would have seen a sharp decrease due to the amount of smart people ignoring these stupid posts every day. Seeing as the population has not been dropping as of late... it's fake. Case closed.

I don't even want to give an example of this shit. Chances, are, if you looked up this definition then you already know what a chain post is anyway.

by Chain_posts_are_FAKE October 21, 2012

Post-Haste

Immediately. ASAP, or as fast as you can.

1)I have to finish this report Post-Haste!
2)I'm famished, someone give me food Post-Haste!

by Will Radford December 15, 2005

Post-concert depression

The feeling of depression after going to a really good concert. Usually involves depression over the fact that your lives purpose is now fufilled after seeing your favourite band. Also can involve depression over the fact that you might not see that band for a long time. The best remedy for post-concert depression is going to shows with local bands, as they tend to play more often and will keep you sustained.

"That concert was so good!"
"Yeah but now they won't be back for a long time."
"Oh man, that blows...I've got like, post-concert depression now!"

by Zarkron the Conquerer March 12, 2006

Post Avantgarde Jazzcore

A fake genre of music used as a retort to people who claim to listen to a bunch of made up genres of music in order to seem interesting.

Rumor has it, only one band ever existed. They played only one show to an empty room, recorded and mixed the show into a live album, produced one copy, and then never spoke or saw each other again. The album was recorded through an old walkman, and can only be played through player piano scrolls.

Man 1: I listen to very obscure music, shoegaze-acidhouse, downtempo-core, Post-doublecore, chamberfolk...
Man 2: Yes, I too only listen to post avantgarde jazzcore, but these plebeians will never understand it. Surely YOU, have heard of it...?

by LiveRuido January 11, 2011

the postal service

A kick-ass band, similar to Death cab for cutiie, but with more of an upbeat. They have an album called "Give Up" If you wanna check 'em out, listen to "Such Great Heights", "Sleeping in", "We will become silhouettes", and "This Place is a Prison"

I can't stop listening to The Postal Service

by KillaTM January 7, 2006