Reverse postman

The act of having sex where one partner is wearing pajamas with a butt flap that can open like the postman opening a mailbox.

She's was getting ready for bed, but once I saw her in her pajamas, I couldn't help myself and performed the reverse postman.

by Kreamyranch February 3, 2023

postgame show

The time after a party is over when everyone is piss drunk, and crazy, unthinkable things begin to happen. This display is especially funny to the sober people in the area.

"Dude, Tammy is so drunk right now! I can't wait to see the postgame show once we leave this party!"

by JMayzin October 31, 2009

Portmangler

One who coins painful and awkward portmanteaux.

"Check it out, Alice, I invented a cross between a spoon and a fork - I call it a fspoo-ork'n."

"Dang, Bob, you are such a gosh darned portmangler."

by Lieg March 21, 2010

postcardbox

ADJ. having a vertical black stripe on the left and right side, such as a 4:3 television show when presented on a widescreen TV. Compare to letterbox.

Jill: Hey, if your fancy plasma TV is so awesome, then why does everyone look so fat when we watch your DVDs of Seinfeld? Like, even that clock on the wall is stretched out into an oval! What gives?

Jack: It's an old show. We could watch it in 4:3, but then it would be postcardbox, and those black bars drive me crazy.

by Artie! June 22, 2010

postcardesque

Beautiful scenery worthy of appearing on a postcard.

The seaside towns of Brittany, France, with their stunning cliffs and blue waters, were postcardesque.

by ontherocks2 October 2, 2010

postamourology

The Study of a broken heart

post=after
amour=love
ology=study

It is also a made up word

Class was especially depressing after my breakup due to the topic being postamourology.

by Sophia Valentina Nichols September 30, 2011

Postmodernist Art

Pointless, ugly, unpleasant dribble that could enter a competition against found garbage and still lose made by talent-less posers steeped in smug, self-affirming attitudes of rebellion and uniqueness, while in fact being neither rebellious nor unique.

You can't thrash on the floor and make screeching noises in the MoMA and call it postmodernist art. It's not edgy and nihilistic, you just suck too much to actually make anything.

by The One True Dodd August 28, 2018