by HallyBear April 9, 2010
Get the Partakable mug.A term identifying a side-dish similar to poutine, except that the french fries are replaced by mashed potatoes. Ie. Potatoes with melted cheese and gravy.
"They are late bringing the portage across to our campsite"
"I can't wait, I made sure to leave room after those hot dogs"
"Sorry but we're just having regular mashed potatoes today because we are out of cheese"
"Awwwwwwww"
"I can't wait, I made sure to leave room after those hot dogs"
"Sorry but we're just having regular mashed potatoes today because we are out of cheese"
"Awwwwwwww"
by CNL Charlie Brown August 22, 2009
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A fine race of people that does not whine about its minority status or beg for special privileges or entitlements. They make great sausages and wine, and work for a living. They never paint their names on other people's property and don't hang out on street corners looking to mug people. They never play BOOM BOOM music in their homes or cars.
You can tell when you enter the Portagee part of town by the neat, clean houses. California Portagees often put abalone shells in their front yards. These are much more attractive than the grafitti that some other people put in their front yards.
In their native country, some Portagees catch sardines for a living. Others are Portagee Wine Stompers.
Connecticut and California have the largest concentrations of Portagees in the USA. In California, look for Portagees in San Leandro, Port Arena, Manchester, and Fort Bragg.
Be sure to go to a Holy Ghost Parade. Everyone is welcome. Lots of Portagee men carry statues of the Holy Virgin down the street. There is always a Queen of the Holy Ghost Parade. Often, she is the girl with the biggest mustache. After the parade, the Portagees gather in a large hall to eat linguisa and Portagee Soup made of kale and pork.
Support your local Portagees. They work hard and pay taxes. They are low maintenance people who stay out of trouble and NEVER beg for government handouts. You are always safe in the Portagee part of town.
You can tell when you enter the Portagee part of town by the neat, clean houses. California Portagees often put abalone shells in their front yards. These are much more attractive than the grafitti that some other people put in their front yards.
In their native country, some Portagees catch sardines for a living. Others are Portagee Wine Stompers.
Connecticut and California have the largest concentrations of Portagees in the USA. In California, look for Portagees in San Leandro, Port Arena, Manchester, and Fort Bragg.
Be sure to go to a Holy Ghost Parade. Everyone is welcome. Lots of Portagee men carry statues of the Holy Virgin down the street. There is always a Queen of the Holy Ghost Parade. Often, she is the girl with the biggest mustache. After the parade, the Portagees gather in a large hall to eat linguisa and Portagee Soup made of kale and pork.
Support your local Portagees. They work hard and pay taxes. They are low maintenance people who stay out of trouble and NEVER beg for government handouts. You are always safe in the Portagee part of town.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
Get the Portagee mug.One of your friends that you keep around to make yourself look and feel better. The person is typically less attractive, funny, and intelligent than you are. They are always available to hang out and will go anywhere with you, hence portable. A mobile ego boost.
On bad hair days, I make sure to go out with my portable ego.
My portable ego came in very handy last night at the bar.
My portable ego came in very handy last night at the bar.
by evyg May 27, 2009
Get the portable ego mug.A highschool in the middle of Portage MI, it’s full of fruity kids that think there the shit and preppy sluts who think everyone loves them. Northern also seems to have a reputation for getting drugged behind the bleachers at football games, seems fun to me. It’s full of snotty boys that can’t seem to keep there cocks in there pants and girls who will fuck around like it’s a sport. In summary, portage northern is a great place to learn how grow up to be a hooker or a homeless sex offender.
“did you here about what happened at Portage Northern?”
“that drugging that happened behind the bleachers or the girl that sucked off her cousin??”
“that drugging that happened behind the bleachers or the girl that sucked off her cousin??”
by sexyhotboy21 October 6, 2021
Get the Portage Northern mug.The act of having anal sex with a male or female. And just before the point of ejaculation, you pull out and try to splooge into the gaping anus before it closes.
by 302 for shiznit April 23, 2009
Get the Time Portal mug.A user of the board /pol on 4chan, basically a far right nazi that likes to seethe on no white and everything that doesn't come under his superior races. Pol was first created to keep any kind of politics away from 4chan. But they first originated on the far right website "stormfront" and spreaded on /pol, started the gamergate movement to try to make their propaganda popular. Wants to spread his propaganda so much that he likes to make alt right propagandist replies on non political threads made by anons and even on the internet.
A thread from /g/:
OP: What's the best browser, Chrome or Edge?
Poltard: Fuck off kike, both are Chinese and Jewish botnet browsers.
OP: Goddamn another Poltard.
OP: What's the best browser, Chrome or Edge?
Poltard: Fuck off kike, both are Chinese and Jewish botnet browsers.
OP: Goddamn another Poltard.
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