Porch Monkey

A lazy person who sits on a porch all day and stares at their neighbors

Look at that fucking porch monkey neighbor of ours, all he does is look at us all day.

by MUKUM January 6, 2009

porch monk

Very religous member of the jigaboo race who follows the teachings of Islam. Can be seen every morning waking up from their 40 water hang over to face west and worship the nearest Cadillac dealership.

Porch Monk: Asamalama nekka ma brotha
Decent Human Being: Fuck you porch monk!!!!

by munchkinhatro December 31, 2006

Pornhound

One who is constantly searching out and obsessively consuming pornography.

"Hey Elizabeth, why you gotta be such a Pornhound?"

by I know a porn addict when I see one August 9, 2007

pornhub go

pokemon go but instead of pokestops you get head by the old woman in the house next door

boy 1: you down for some pornhub go tonight?
boy 2: yeah tell your grandma ill see her later

by therealestjeff February 7, 2020

Porch Beer

When you don't feel justified paying 7.99 for a beer at a local bar, when you can buy the 6 pack and have 6 friends over for the same price, drinking beers on the front porch.

I wanted to go out, but my budget was tight so i called my pals and invited them over for porch Beers. First round is on me!

by Dev4522 July 31, 2009

poophead

1. (n) A name that one uses for their significant other to show affection. Usually used when they would like to use something silly and original rather than the over-used "pooky" "poobear" and "honeybunch".

2. (adj) A name given to someone who is being overly-silly, crossing the line into the realm of stupidity.

1. a) Wanna come over and snuggle with me, poophead?
1. b) Aww, you're so sweet! Thanks poophead.

2. a) What are you doing?! You are such a poophead!
2. b) Why do you always have to act like a poophead all the time?

by Johnny5Aliiive December 28, 2005

poephol pirate

A poephol pirate is a person who goes on a rampage, attacking, blundering and screwing a persons asshole in a savage attack and often leaving the victim BUGGERED!!! Usually is used to refer to queer/gay men

Look at that dwarf screwing that very gay looking man... What a poephol pirate!!!

by Fwaaf1 July 11, 2006