Someone that enjoys thier free time outside but also enjoys the comfort of their own home.
Porch dwellers are typically found sitting outside their front door or just outside their garage/barn.
Favorite activities include people watching and scoffing at loud or over the top vehicles that drive by.
Porch dwellers can also be found in the country typically watching the clouds or listening to the winds of nature.
Porch dwellers are typically found sitting outside their front door or just outside their garage/barn.
Favorite activities include people watching and scoffing at loud or over the top vehicles that drive by.
Porch dwellers can also be found in the country typically watching the clouds or listening to the winds of nature.
I'm worried that frank doesn't have a job, he is such a porch dweller. I don't think I have ever seen him not sitting outside.
by Jaxson Sav May 31, 2022
Get the Porch dwellermug. by Pseudoname8 September 25, 2019
Get the Porch Ricanmug. Someone who is readily suitable for any endeavor, but is too self aware to ever leave his house. A mental block that most commonly affects teen-aged through middle-aged men (and some women) who face anxiety when leaving their house. See also: herb.
Susan: Alonso was so totally stoked for this party, but I don't see him anywhere..
Jake: Yea but he's such a porch slacker, he's probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures I posted on his facebook page.
Jake: Yea but he's such a porch slacker, he's probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures I posted on his facebook page.
by EEPERSCREEPERS May 21, 2010
Get the porch slackermug. The random bag of weed that you find abandoned in your house or on your porch after a party. This weed is unclaimed and therefore becomes "community weed".
Resident: That was a crazy party last night.
House Owner: Yeah I found some porch weed this morning.
Other Resident: Cool. Lets get blazed together!
House Owner: Yeah I found some porch weed this morning.
Other Resident: Cool. Lets get blazed together!
by BM8 December 21, 2015
Get the porch weedmug. by JusJack May 24, 2017
Get the Top porchmug. Enjoying a frosty Hurricane malt beverage on the front porch of a dilapidated house or building while sitting preferably on a couch and watching traffic drive by.
by Slippery Nickel April 26, 2008
Get the Porch-canemug. A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.
by TerminalJam December 4, 2019
Get the Porch Monkeymug.