Dirty poptart

Inserting a poptart between ones buttcheeks to warm up the poptart

I lent my toaster to Steve's dad, so its looks like im having a dirty poptart for breakfast

by godsWork July 15, 2021

poptart

A flamer AKA GAY

ryan is such a poptart

by superstudely90 February 5, 2010

poptart

a real super hottie;super sexy person

that girl is a poptart!

by 44magnum February 6, 2005

poptarded

an individual who is totally clueless in all things pop culture

If you say Tom who? you're poptarded

by Joe Brasch, Logan Heftel 2007 June 3, 2007

poptart suprize

when you take a poptart and rub on a vagina until its wet, then the girl eats the poptart

Hey, my girlfriend got a poptart suprize last night

by back of my hand September 17, 2009

Evil Poptart

Me in 7th grade

Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"

by Skibby November 13, 2003

poptarted

to make someone fall drop dead in love with you

Ryan poptarted Christine with his pimp cooter talk

by xine October 7, 2005