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Is the Pope Polish?

A phrase that used to mean 'absolutely yes' when Pope John Paul II was the pope, but now it means 'no'. It's a substitute for your true answer. Instead of saying no outright, you lead the person to your answer by saying 'is the pope Polish'? And of course, the answer is 'no', thus implying that 'no' is the answer to the question they asked you before.
Bronislaw: Are you going to make pierogi tonight for dinner?
Oles: Is the Pope Polish?

*as the Pope isn't currently Polish, Bronislaw knows that Oles means 'no, I will not make pierogi tonight for dinner'*
by billybattleaxe August 21, 2019
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Parading the Pope

When someone is driving a naked guy around in the back seat and he is jerking off. Must be done midday.
That guy is parading the pope.
by Papageorgi0 September 12, 2018
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Asher pope

Asher is the hottest guy around
Always getting big with the boys
Super funny
Simply perfect
Wow he’s one hell of a catch
by Asher p March 4, 2022
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Rosy Pope

When you put lipstick on your butthole and give someone a kiss on the cheek with it.
Did she ever say goodbye before she left?

Yeah she gave me a Rosy Pope and ran out of here.
by StrawberryZachary July 18, 2022
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The Pope’s Breath

The term for when you have jerked off so much that nothing comes out. The rare puff or exhale that issues out of the penile hole when this occurs.
The other day I wanked so much that I elicited the pope’s breath.

Peter is staying in tonight, he must be working toward the pope’s breath.
by PhantomThrust June 15, 2023
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Pope Rodman

A kind of a friend who intercepts between you and a totally crazy schizophrenic talking head person.

Rendering one's self useless by being the unwanted middle man.
Frida: Noticed you're hanging out with Tom again. What's he so angry about all the time? It seems he hates everyone.
Katharine: OK, Well you know how Tom is. He's got a lot of mother issues and I told him he needs to release those issues and realize he's projecting himself onto those people he hates and that they're not really like he thinks they are, he's just making them into the enemy.

Frida (to everyone else): That Katharine's a real pope rodman!
by SxcS March 6, 2013
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Pope Diarmo

The Head of The Church Of Diarmo
Diarmo is a three in one Trinity;
-The Pope
-The Lord
-The Meme Lord
Diarmo decides all laws & And quality of all memes he is the 'illuminati' Bow your heads to the lord.
Ex 1 - Damn Diarmo would not approve

Ex 2 - HOLY SHIT THAT IS DIARMO LIKE

Ex 3 - Diarmo said its time for a Crusade

Ex 4 - Do not use Pope Diarmos name in vein
by Religous Soccer Mom October 26, 2019
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