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pokemon

1) The slang way for a gangster/black man to say "poking man" as a way to inform the "poker" that he is "poking" and should stop.
2) A series of movies/cards/action-figures/toys that are extremely annoying. for most people,,, "Godam retarted unbelievable mounds of portable testicle warts" fits the description better.
3) My worst nightmare.
1)
Gangsta#1: Pokemon!
Gangsta#2: Kk jeez sorry... im not poking u!!! im not poking u.
*Bam* *gangsta 2 gone*
2)
*Micheal Jackson
3) "aaa OMGz!11!!!1!1!!!!!!!!111 it a pokemon!!!Z
by YugihoDude June 29, 2006
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pokemon

The most cringe-ass game/series ever made
Updog:I love Pokemon!
Shadowy: you probably have covid since you have shit taste
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pokemon

the lowest pieces of crap i have even come across should be wanked on the destroyed and chuck into the daed see for fucks sakes
by Sammi D a.k,a Sam Dudley January 3, 2005
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pokemon

pokemon is a pretty cool guy eh catch pikachu and doesnt afraid of anything
guy 1: yo nigga u wana play some pokemon and catch some pokemen
guy 2: lol k
guy 3: yo niggaz up for a threesome?
by wat do i write heer November 13, 2009
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pokemon

a virtual world where 3-feet-tall creature thingys jump from out of nowhere. the thingys are also called pokemon. usually 6 to 8 year olds get infected with the pokemon disease, but not always. it wears off at age 9 or 10 or so. can be played on multiple controllers.

made by nintendo.
Ralph: i just got this new game for my DSi

Jonathan: whats it like?

Ralph: every few times i walk in some grass, an ugly thingy pops up out of nowhere! you don't even see it on the screen! its called like pacmutts or something.

Jonathan: oh you mean pokemon.

Ralph: yep that's it
by madthunderpie August 1, 2012
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pokemon

1.Pocket monsters, a anime show/game/movie/merchandise that started in japan quickly spreading to america.
2. topic that will quickly bring the HP chat room to arguing about who has the better pokemon avatar and who called it first.
3. GHEY!!1
andrewski : and btw, haunter was the best ghost ever
LlamaKing_ : fuck no
LlamaKing_ : gengar > haunter
andrewski : fuck yes
NewbPal : ghastly is teh c00lest!!!
andrewski : haunter>gengar
by Gyver February 1, 2005
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Pokemons

Females who are of Asian descent or have visibly observable Asian characteristics. The term is predominantly used by white males who seek to avoid the crassness of pejorative terms such as chinks or orientals when describing their next conquest to friends.
(1) Whoah dude, you are so going to get to 1000 Pokemons on Facebook now that you've found the Sailor Moon Fan Club Group.

(2) Look what Mr. Chews has these three Pokemons doing to each another!
by Leigh L Taylor May 25, 2008
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