orangutan poot

when an orangutan climbs on the celing and shits on people heads and gracefully sides down there vertebrates
guy 1 ewww that orangutan just shit on me from the fucking celing what A SICK FUCK

guy 2 aww how cute u have shit on you
guy 3 eww yall gross as fuck you just got orangutan poot
by Grass man September 18, 2017
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Cunt poot

A queef with the lowest regard for human decency
That homeless lady’s cunt poot was so bad it burned my nose hair
by Flyassfeller10 February 10, 2020
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poot juice

Dog, I was sprayin' poot juice after eatin' all them pinto beanz.
by Ric Dog June 06, 2003
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shoot the poot

Shoot the Poot is a component of several popular college drinking games, including Beirut, Caps, and FrisBeer. Similar to the Naked Run, it is punishment reserved for a player or team that is completely shut out, or unable to score a single point. The defeated player is required to bend over, drop his pants, and spread his buttocks, thus forming the target. The victorious player in turn drops his own pants, and from a distance of roughly 3 feet, attempts to ejaculate into the anus of the defeated.
If Andrew doesn't make this shot, Adam's gonna shoot the poot all up his whatsit, said Dan excitedly.
by El Guapo con queso June 05, 2007
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Poot-Whistle

The melodious sound your girlfriend makes after anal sex. presumably due to a pressure change after penis is removed from the anus.
Becky released a most musical poot-whistle after i pulled out. Then i noticed there was poo on my penis.
by Phil Ken Sebben September 01, 2007
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Poot Smack

First discovered in the song "I'm In Miami Bitch" on the 2009 album by LMAFO, Party Rock, 'poot smack' is known as the sound created by the beat of music, typically a bass drum kick ('poot') and a cymbal hit ('smack'). 'Poot' and 'Smack' can be arranged in any order to deliver many different background beats for songs.
Poot Smack, Poot Poot Smack, Pootly Smack, Pooty Poot Smack
by anlefaal January 13, 2010
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poot mama

an extremely large woman. A fat chick with a large set of boobs. a poot mama
I need a poot mama to cook for me.
by Cliff Whitesides January 22, 2006
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