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Dear Pesky Plumbers

How you should start every letter from now on.
Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!
by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 24, 2025
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The plumbers Union

The plumbers Union took out Joey yesterday
by Dickballs21 August 16, 2022
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Plumber's Helper

When an especially adventuresome young lady rams her fist up your ass for a nice relaxing Reem job and wacks your wang at the same time until you spooge, and then suddenly yanks her hand out, cleaning both front and rear plumbing in one go.
Wow, no need to go to hydrotherapy this week, Courtney gave me a really great Plumber's Helper last night while we were watching the playoffs....
by Evil Santa October 18, 2010
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Plumber's Funeral

The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.
Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.
by Nightmare Ives March 19, 2021
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Cleveland Plumber

When you have sex with someone and acquire a poop noodle and your sex partner sucks it out of the tip of your penis
Dude this chick gave me a Cleveland Plumber last night!
by Beamdawg April 23, 2021
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Gumtree plumber

A plumber that advertises on Gumtree, looking to scrape clients from the bottom of the barrel . Due to low overheads, (usually still lives at home with mum & dad) can beat any price by reputable plumbing businesses. Installs all types of plumbing fixtures always asks for cash and never puts in any tickets.
Usually has the words Cheap, Affordable or discount in the business name.
Hey George did you get that quote to install the toilet from yesterday?
No mate owners wanted a Gumtree plumber, bloke did it for $49, but they’ll keep our number and call us in a few months to come by and repair it.
by Shano Dunco December 13, 2018
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